Work: Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl.... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/12/2013 22:25 - Luxembourg

Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Brazil - Jacare

Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML

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Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2010 06:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML

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By naladetet - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Newark

Today, I accidentally called my boss "Mom." Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML

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By awkward - 27/02/2011 12:39 - Finland

Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2012 20:08 - Canada

Today, a telemarketer called me and asked if they could speak to my "mommy or daddy". I am 25 years old. FML

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Mom of the year

By Yuni - 08/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML

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We all hate cold callers

By Adrian - 03/02/2022 14:01

Today, while working at my call center, I took a phone call. The guy on the other line just yelled "FUCK YOU!" twice at the top of his lungs before hanging up on me. But of course, the phone agent is always at fault. FML

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Suck it up

By Anonymous - 05/03/2022 06:00

Today, I work as a phone agent at a call center, which frequently brags about their awards as the "best workplace ever" because of their working conditions. In reality, we have to suck it up and ignore the burnouts from phone calls with Karen customers, and with the wage I get paid, I can barely make ends meet. FML

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Tech support

By Tiak - 30/03/2009 18:08 - United States

Today, my mom has been calling me every ten minutes, asking me questions about her new computer. She called me at work, and I rudely answered her question. She called back, talked to my boss, saying she was a customer that called in, and I was rude to her. FML

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Swedish_Eagle 21

Thursday 12 December 2013 7:45

Both jobs suck

squidgy787 22

Thursday 12 December 2013 7:45

Oh come on.... there's only a slight difference there ;-) Seriously though, explain to your mom what the difference is. I'm sure she'll clear it up right away.

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ZY1431 24

Thursday 12 December 2013 7:45

well I guess its the same thing. ..indirectly.

naxeeb 33

Thursday 12 December 2013 7:51

They're not even in the same league! Directly or indirectly.

ZY1431 24

Thursday 12 December 2013 7:55

play of words considering the situation. ..

SabriLittleRed 25

Thursday 12 December 2013 8:00

Does she not know the difference between the two??

IvyOswin 17

Thursday 12 December 2013 11:39

Call girl or not, at least she's bragging about you to her friends

squidgy787 22

Thursday 12 December 2013 7:45

Oh come on.... there's only a slight difference there ;-) Seriously though, explain to your mom what the difference is. I'm sure she'll clear it up right away.

TwistedCherub1 15

Thursday 12 December 2013 9:21

The major difference being that a call girl makes way more money. Well, a good one anyway.

Swedish_Eagle 21

Thursday 12 December 2013 7:45

Both jobs suck

drewflav 17

Thursday 12 December 2013 9:02

One sucks balls, the other sucks up.

Ambient25 24

Thursday 12 December 2013 9:08

Sucks up the balls?

mya55 11

Thursday 12 December 2013 16:33

Mmm yum

KK3137 31

Thursday 12 December 2013 21:22

Well, technically both suck balls.. Just in very different senses.

moosetracks22 10

Thursday 12 December 2013 7:46

Explain the difference between the two to her. Hopefully she will see the error of her ways.

breakinlegs 19

Thursday 12 December 2013 7:47

Do you have a sweet sounding voice?

hjackson5353 3

Thursday 12 December 2013 7:47

hahahahahahaha

xnyletak 17

Thursday 12 December 2013 7:48

Eh, close enough.

naxeeb 33

Thursday 12 December 2013 7:48

Close enough? But seriously though, you should explain to her, exactly what you do, OP! Make sure she understands the difference between the two jobs.

thweakmn 3

Thursday 12 December 2013 7:50

Hope you corrected her

LaLince 40

Thursday 12 December 2013 7:51

I can't honestly say which job is worst.

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