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What kind of quote would **** have that could have been brought up at dinner?
OSCAR-QUALITY pornos sure do aid in my spastic spanking-of-the-ferret.
That's what I was wondering. Any dialogue in a porno is typically vapid.
At last! A FML where "That could've happened to me" is funnier than "YDI"! Although of course it couldn't have happened to me. Certainly not! Absolutely not!
"Dude, the ****? Is there a fly tickling my gaping butthole?"
Now your parents are googling the phrase. They'll know soon.
It'd be even worse if they knew what it was from.
"You know, that's bad for the paper tray."
"Can you give me a teabag and creampie my pancake and give me the sausage. I love pearls, darling." Is that quote?
#10, if that wasn't a quote- it certainly will be now! Perhaps better than the original post. Merci!
must have had some serious production value if it was "dinner table quotable"
You must be watching that fancy **** that fancy people pay money for. The free internet stuff has nothing much beyond "****, yeah. Shit, shit, shit. **** yes!" I'll bet yours has a cool jazz accompaniment, whereas most free **** has nothing! I did see a compilation featuring "Yakity Sax." Kinda ruined the mood.
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What kind of quote would **** have that could have been brought up at dinner?
What was the quote? "Ahhh ahhhh, oh **** I'm cumming?"