By Allabouttheporn - 22/12/2016 00:05

Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML
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What kind of quote would porn have that could have been brought up at dinner?

What was the quote? "Ahhh ahhhh, oh fuck I'm cumming?"

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What kind of quote would porn have that could have been brought up at dinner?

OSCAR-QUALITY pornos sure do aid in my spastic spanking-of-the-ferret.

That's what I was wondering. Any dialogue in a porno is typically vapid.

They were having kielbasa maybe? "Ohhh yeah, that's a BIG sausage you have. can't wait to take a bite *licks lips*" so yeah... dumb porno talk.. but necessarily irrelevant per se in this potential case.. unless you don't like kielbasa...

"I'm the cook"

Hopefully Dad hasn't seen it!

At last! A FML where "That could've happened to me" is funnier than "YDI"! Although of course it couldn't have happened to me. Certainly not! Absolutely not!

What was the quote? "Ahhh ahhhh, oh fuck I'm cumming?"

"Dude, the fuck? Is there a fly tickling my gaping butthole?"

Now your parents are googling the phrase. They'll know soon.

It'd be even worse if they knew what it was from.

"You know, that's bad for the paper tray."

10/10 best friends reference

"Can you give me a teabag and creampie my pancake and give me the sausage. I love pearls, darling." Is that quote?

#10, if that wasn't a quote- it certainly will be now! Perhaps better than the original post. Merci!

must have had some serious production value if it was "dinner table quotable"

You must be watching that fancy porn that fancy people pay money for. The free internet stuff has nothing much beyond "Fuck, yeah. Shit, shit, shit. Fuck yes!" I'll bet yours has a cool jazz accompaniment, whereas most free porn has nothing! I did see a compilation featuring "Yakity Sax." Kinda ruined the mood.