By Allabouttheporn - 22/12/2016 00:05

Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML
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Frabens 1

What kind of quote would **** have that could have been brought up at dinner?

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Goblin182 26

What was the quote? "Ahhh ahhhh, oh **** I'm cumming?"

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Frabens 1

What kind of quote would **** have that could have been brought up at dinner?

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BestOrginalName 22

OSCAR-QUALITY pornos sure do aid in my spastic spanking-of-the-ferret.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

That's what I was wondering. Any dialogue in a porno is typically vapid.

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cootiequeen4444 11

They were having kielbasa maybe? "Ohhh yeah, that's a BIG sausage you have. can't wait to take a bite *licks lips*" so yeah... dumb porno talk.. but necessarily irrelevant per se in this potential case.. unless you don't like kielbasa...

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aredvulpix 23

Hopefully Dad hasn't seen it!

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

At last! A FML where "That could've happened to me" is funnier than "YDI"! Although of course it couldn't have happened to me. Certainly not! Absolutely not!

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Goblin182 26

What was the quote? "Ahhh ahhhh, oh **** I'm cumming?"

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BestOrginalName 22

"Dude, the ****? Is there a fly tickling my gaping butthole?"

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sturschaedel 27

Now your parents are googling the phrase. They'll know soon.

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Lalala579121 27

It'd be even worse if they knew what it was from.

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URBeingLied2 23

"You know, that's bad for the paper tray."

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kdg08 1

10/10 best friends reference

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jonjonguapito 15

"Can you give me a teabag and creampie my pancake and give me the sausage. I love pearls, darling." Is that quote?

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claytonface 0

#10, if that wasn't a quote- it certainly will be now! Perhaps better than the original post. Merci!

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maharb01 17

must have had some serious production value if it was "dinner table quotable"

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RichardPencil 30

You must be watching that fancy **** that fancy people pay money for. The free internet stuff has nothing much beyond "****, yeah. Shit, shit, shit. **** yes!" I'll bet yours has a cool jazz accompaniment, whereas most free **** has nothing! I did see a compilation featuring "Yakity Sax." Kinda ruined the mood.

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