By Allabouttheporn - 22/12/2016 00:05

Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML
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Frabens 1
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What kind of quote would porn have that could have been brought up at dinner?

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Goblin182 26

What was the quote? "Ahhh ahhhh, oh fuck I'm cumming?"

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Frabens 1
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What kind of quote would porn have that could have been brought up at dinner?

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BestOrginalName 22
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OSCAR-QUALITY pornos sure do aid in my spastic spanking-of-the-ferret.

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yerawizardlizzy 27
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That's what I was wondering. Any dialogue in a porno is typically vapid.

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cootiequeen4444 11

They were having kielbasa maybe? "Ohhh yeah, that's a BIG sausage you have. can't wait to take a bite *licks lips*" so yeah... dumb porno talk.. but necessarily irrelevant per se in this potential case.. unless you don't like kielbasa...

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ColCyclone 17

"I'm the cook"

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aredvulpix 23

Hopefully Dad hasn't seen it!

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25
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At last! A FML where "That could've happened to me" is funnier than "YDI"! Although of course it couldn't have happened to me. Certainly not! Absolutely not!

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Goblin182 26

What was the quote? "Ahhh ahhhh, oh fuck I'm cumming?"

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BestOrginalName 22
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"Dude, the fuck? Is there a fly tickling my gaping butthole?"

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sturschaedel 27
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Now your parents are googling the phrase. They'll know soon.

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Lalala579121 27
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It'd be even worse if they knew what it was from.

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URBeingLied2 23
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"You know, that's bad for the paper tray."

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kdg08 1

10/10 best friends reference

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jonjonguapito 15
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"Can you give me a teabag and creampie my pancake and give me the sausage. I love pearls, darling." Is that quote?

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claytonface 0
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#10, if that wasn't a quote- it certainly will be now! Perhaps better than the original post. Merci!

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maharb01 17
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must have had some serious production value if it was "dinner table quotable"

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RichardPencil 30
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You must be watching that fancy porn that fancy people pay money for. The free internet stuff has nothing much beyond "Fuck, yeah. Shit, shit, shit. Fuck yes!" I'll bet yours has a cool jazz accompaniment, whereas most free porn has nothing! I did see a compilation featuring "Yakity Sax." Kinda ruined the mood.

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