Miscellaneous: Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying...

By Broly171 - 01/10/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying it was one of my favorite movies so they needed to watch it. A bit later my mom called... Apparently my roommate wanted to watch it as well, but couldn't find the case to his porno and decided to just use the Batman case instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2014 23:48 - United States - Cuyahoga Falls

Today, I downloaded a movie for my mom that she really likes, "When Harry Met Sally". When she loaded the file, we soon found out it was actually some kind of obscure porno billed as "When Harry Wet Sally". FML

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By monty - 09/03/2009 02:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

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By MediaBabe - 23/02/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom - Wallsend

Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2015 10:05 - South Africa - Pretoria

Today, I snuck downstairs to watch a midnight movie. One moment I'm trying to plug my headphones in, in the dark, and the next my dad's beating the shit out of me with a baseball bat. Turns out he snuck down after me for a midnight snack and thought I was a burglar disconnecting the TV. FML

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By Allabouttheporn - 22/12/2016 00:05

Today, at dinner, I was talking to my parents about a movie quote. I couldn't remember what movie it was from. Then I remembered. It was a porno. FML

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By actor my ass - 21/01/2012 22:44 - Canada

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML

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Alone time

By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 12:12 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, as I snuck downstairs for a midnight movie, I witnessed my dad "polishing his wand" to Harry Potter porn in the living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 21:15 - United States - Chicago

Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2010 15:49 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

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theMIGHTYduck 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:07

way to check the case ;)

depechemode 0

Thursday 1 October 2009 23:12

That surely made your father's pencil.. appear, didn't it?

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DrMorbid 0

Friday 2 October 2009 11:48

So, did your parents like it?

kites47 0

Friday 2 October 2009 12:03

South Park much?

lahp 0

Friday 2 October 2009 15:33

F your room mates life :( he now going to have to internet his porno and YDI for not checking the case.. and assuming it would be in there:P

xxXChiiXxx 2

Friday 2 October 2009 19:31

Butters?

slip5789 0

Friday 2 October 2009 21:28

Your roomate....right..

lisaledger 0

Saturday 3 October 2009 11:25

heath ledger in dark knight=awesome

ban4023 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 18:37

tdk sucked butt lol naw im jokin it was great

rlgraves 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 1:51

YDI for not checking it.

7epill7 0

Monday 11 April 2011 5:21

the dark knight is my favorite movie too XD

silversonic75 6

Tuesday 23 August 2011 6:50

A picture may be worth a thousand words, but a prank is worth a million laughs. Even accidental ones. The Joker would be proud of this turn of events.