FML : Today, I was at my son's baseball game when a foul ball came flying toward my brand new car. In an attempt to save my windshield, I dove onto trying to...

Today, I was at my son's baseball game when a foul ball came flying toward my brand new car. In an attempt to save my windshield, I dove onto trying to stop the ball only to land on my windshield, crack it and see the ball land safely on the ground next to my car. FML

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You deserved it

By baseball25635 - / Thursday 1 October 2009 18:27 / United States

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By sux_2_b_you | 0

#598297 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:19

F your sons life for having a retard like you for a dad.

By OHHgreatttt | 0

#598242 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:07

hahahhaha! did the crowd laugh at you?

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By Syrathia | 0

#598237 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:06

UUUU THATS FUCKED UP

dcbog123 | 0

#598637 - Friday 2 October 2009 1:29

wtf, you must be some sorta fat ass to crack a windsheild like that. YDI for being fat

baseball25635 | 0

#598980 - Friday 2 October 2009 5:06

for the record I'm 6'6'' 215 LBS so if you consider that a fat ass then guilty as charged

Reyo | 2

#599828 - Friday 2 October 2009 19:01

Now let's assume the ball WAS headed right for your windshield, and you managed to dive in front of it just in time...do you think that kind of impact would feel good on the sternum?

Zamax | 0

#976567 - Thursday 8 April 2010 21:45

GASP! The OP posted a comment on his own FML. That rarely ever happens!

By hbgoddard | 0

#598239 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:06

Dumb ass. You really couldn't tell that your car didn't lie within the trajectory of the ball?

KillerNomNoms | 0

#2083373 - Monday 14 February 2011 22:16

sorry, we aren't all math geeks like you

By OHHgreatttt | 0

#598242 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:07

hahahhaha! did the crowd laugh at you?

By quirinus | 0

#598252 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:09

YTDI for being fat, a normal weigt person can't crack the windshield

ndawgg | 5

#598528 - Friday 2 October 2009 0:43

The average adult is about 150 pounds. I'm fairly certain 150 pounds on glass is going to break it.

zackmx99 | 0

#963553 - Friday 19 March 2010 2:54

first of all yea 150 can still break it and second on average more like 180 for men

memowgirl | 10

#5802105 - Monday 23 December 2013 5:28

You're kind of an asshat. Grow up and quit judging. You don't even know what this guy looks like

By plexico | 3

#598279 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:15

When it comes to judging flies, you ought to stick to evaluating the insects. You stink at the other.

By Expertfail | 0

#598287 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:17

That.

Well, it's all kinds of bad, isn't it?

By sux_2_b_you | 0

#598297 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:19

F your sons life for having a retard like you for a dad.

ScaryPants3 | 0

#598305 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:21

Amen.

By flyboy57 | 0

#598300 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:20

smooth!

By So_Yeah | 0

#598360 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:39

>.< wow that sucks, I hope they can fix it cheaply for you. Windscreens can be expensive. Its a pity it wasn't just part of your car you can fix with duct tape... >.> not that I've done that before.

By alsoelp | 0

#598404 - Thursday 1 October 2009 23:52

Depth perception fail.

don't jump on your cars windshield. even if the ball was gunning for it, you landed on it too.

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