Today, I was at my son's baseball game when a foul ball came flying toward my brand new car. In an attempt to save my windshield, I dove onto trying to stop the ball only to land on my windshield, crack it and see the ball land safely on the ground next to my car. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was mowing my yard when I hit a small rock, which hit my shed. I got done mowing and realized that it wasn't a small rock, it was my son's toy plyers and it wasn't my shed, it was my car window, which had shattered on impact. FML
Today, I started playing softball again in a league after not playing for about 5 years. My very first time at the bat I whacked a foul ball into the parking lot and hit my own car. FML
Today, I was really excited that I'd made it the two weeks I'd borrowed my mother-in-law's new car without putting a scratch on it. I got off work to discover a customer's child throwing rocks in the parking lot. They cracked the windshield. FML
Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML
Today, as I was driving, a bird swooped down, right in front of my car. I didn't have enough time to react, and so I had to listen to my wife cry the rest of the way home. She kept talking about how it bounced off the windshield and how it probably had a family. FML
Today, I saw a father and son playing football in a car park as I was on my way to work. The ball rolled towards me, so feeling nice, I kicked it back to them. Turns out it went straight through their car window. FML
Today, I was driving home on the highway with my wife and her parents. As I overtook another car, a rock got kicked up into our windshield. My wife screamed about the crack it created, while my mother-in-law goaded her on and mocked my "piss-poor driving." FML
Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML
Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game. It was windy, so I decided to get my hat from the car trunk. When I opened it and reached in, loose papers started flying everywhere. Panicked, my dad slammed the trunk shut on my fingers. Entering the stadium, I discovered it was free hat day. FML
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sux_2_b_you 0
F your sons life for having a retard like you for a dad.
OHHgreatttt 0
hahahhaha! did the crowd laugh at you?
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Comments (48)
Syrathia 0
UUUU THATS ****** UP
dcbog123 0
wtf, you must be some sorta fat ass to crack a windsheild like that. YDI for being fat
baseball25635 0
for the record I'm 6'6'' 215 LBS so if you consider that a fat ass then guilty as charged
Reyo 2
Now let's assume the ball WAS headed right for your windshield, and you managed to dive in front of it just in time...do you think that kind of impact would feel good on the sternum?
Zamax 0
GASP! The OP posted a comment on his own FML. That rarely ever happens!
hbgoddard 0
Dumb ass. You really couldn't tell that your car didn't lie within the trajectory of the ball?
KillerNomNoms 0
sorry, we aren't all math geeks like you
OHHgreatttt 0
hahahhaha! did the crowd laugh at you?
quirinus 0
YTDI for being fat, a normal weigt person can't crack the windshield
ndawgg 6
The average adult is about 150 pounds. I'm fairly certain 150 pounds on glass is going to break it.
zackmx99 0
first of all yea 150 can still break it and second on average more like 180 for men
memowgirl 10
You're kind of an asshat. Grow up and quit judging. You don't even know what this guy looks like
plexico 3
When it comes to judging flies, you ought to stick to evaluating the insects. You stink at the other.
Expertfail 0
That. Well, it's all kinds of bad, isn't it?
sux_2_b_you 0
F your sons life for having a retard like you for a dad.
ScaryPants3 0
Amen.
flyboy57 0
smooth!
So_Yeah 0
>.< wow that sucks, I hope they can fix it cheaply for you. Windscreens can be expensive. Its a pity it wasn't just part of your car you can fix with duct tape... >.> not that I've done that before.
alsoelp 0
Depth perception fail. don't jump on your cars windshield. even if the ball was gunning for it, you landed on it too.