at least you got the part!

"I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high, I'm serious
I was gonna eat your pussy to, but then I got high
Now i'm jacking off and I know why, (turn this shit off) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I messed up my entire life, because I got high
I lost my kids and wife , because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high"

Nahh, doesn't really fit. Oh well.

Fake! Saw this one not even two weeks ago! Try getting original if you want to make up why your life is fucked.

Haha so true

So quit doing do drugs, crackhead.

lmao!!!

Crackheads always steal those fun roles eh?

5st! fiddlers...

Wow... there was one exactly like this a week ago, except it was about an airhead. *sighs*

Yeah, I was thinking the exact same thing. :/

Me too.

I wasn't

ur eyes are freaky

We're getting too many FML's about "Oh, they said I was perfect for the part. But the charecter sucks."

Take the hint.

I have to admit, I would enjoy stabbing you too.

Be careful on the last night of the run.

They might not use the rubber knife. No one wants you to come to the cast party, and "accidentally" putting a real, steel knife where the rubber one usually was seems like a good plan.

taco?

Only a retard bitches about the fact that he got the position he fucking auditioned for. He was probably just complimenting your ability to act as the person you're portraying. But you are so self conscious/stupid you take everything personally. The director guy doesn't fucking know you, he only knows the character you played as. Take the compliment. Jesus Christ...

Exactly what I was going to say.

Take it as a friggin compliment. You are a good enough actor that you can play a schizo drug addict that everyone hates.

Unless you ARE a schizo drug addict everyone hates, in which case, I wanna know how the heck you found time to audition...