By Falafax - 12/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I auditioned for a part and made it because the director thought I would be "perfect" for the part and I was "just like the character in every way." The part is for a schizophrenic drug addict who everyone hates and is stabbed to death in the second scene. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 248
You deserved it 4 455
Work
Previous FML Next FML

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

habesjn 0

Only a retard bitches about the fact that he got the position he fucking auditioned for. He was probably just complimenting your ability to act as the person you're portraying. But you are so self conscious/stupid you take everything personally. The director guy doesn't fucking know you, he only knows the character you played as. Take the compliment. Jesus Christ...

67 7
Reply Report
kariface 0
Send a private message

So quit doing do drugs, crackhead.

51 4
Reply Report
Next

Comments

hobopatz 0

at least you got the part!

0 0
Reply Report
seanreddog 4
Send a private message

"I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high, I'm serious I was gonna eat your pussy to, but then I got high Now i'm jacking off and I know why, (turn this shit off) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high I messed up my entire life, because I got high I lost my kids and wife , because I got high Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high" Nahh, doesn't really fit. Oh well.

0 1
Reply Report
Today_FYL 0
Send a private message

Fake! Saw this one not even two weeks ago! Try getting original if you want to make up why your life is fucked.

1 0
Reply Report
shnookles 0
Send a private message

Haha so true

0 0
Reply Report
kariface 0
Send a private message

So quit doing do drugs, crackhead.

51 4
Reply Report
lmaoatyourlife 0

lmao!!!

0 0
Reply Report
Orion_Knight78 10
Send a private message

Crackheads always steal those fun roles eh?

1 1
Reply Report
sodahhhr 0
Send a private message

5st! fiddlers...

0 0
Reply Report
MermaidSongXOXO 6

Wow... there was one exactly like this a week ago, except it was about an airhead. *sighs*

3 0
Reply Report
jeanii_fml 4

Yeah, I was thinking the exact same thing. :/

1 0
Reply Report
OwlCityFAN 0

Me too.

1 0
Reply Report
ilikepie789 0
Send a private message

ur eyes are freaky

0 0
Reply Report
LegndNikko 0

We're getting too many FML's about "Oh, they said I was perfect for the part. But the charecter sucks."

23 2
Reply Report
LolSarcasm 14
Send a private message

Take the hint.

14 1
Reply Report
Peroxide 3
Send a private message

I have to admit, I would enjoy stabbing you too.

13 2
Reply Report
perdix 29

Be careful on the last night of the run. They might not use the rubber knife. No one wants you to come to the cast party, and "accidentally" putting a real, steel knife where the rubber one usually was seems like a good plan.

25 3
Reply Report
habesjn 0

Only a retard bitches about the fact that he got the position he fucking auditioned for. He was probably just complimenting your ability to act as the person you're portraying. But you are so self conscious/stupid you take everything personally. The director guy doesn't fucking know you, he only knows the character you played as. Take the compliment. Jesus Christ...

67 7
Reply Report
anglicdvil524 0

Exactly what I was going to say. Take it as a friggin compliment. You are a good enough actor that you can play a schizo drug addict that everyone hates. Unless you ARE a schizo drug addict everyone hates, in which case, I wanna know how the heck you found time to audition...

15 0
Reply Report
Next