By pleasebackintomycaragain - Canada

Thanks, I hate it!

Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot, an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML
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By  dantheman931  |  0

Good point, #5, because only Mexicans are bad drivers and not any of the millions of other immigrants. Grow up.

As for the OP, I hope you got his license plate number.