Thanks, I hate it!

By pleasebackintomycaragain - 24/04/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot, an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 323
You deserved it 3 336
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lorrain_fml 0

he spanked you on purpose. =o

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kitz 0

Don't lie, you enjoyed the spank =P

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lorrain_fml 0

he spanked you on purpose. =o

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Serial 2

well as long as he didnt cop a feel, you're okay

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ba11in 0

Do you want him to rub your bottom as well?

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SpicyKb 0

Should've spanked him back. That would make for one or-hor-deal...

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deplorableworld 0

(Woo, a true FML!!!) FYL, that would've been terrible.

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kitz 0

Don't lie, you enjoyed the spank =P

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AntiChrist7 0

old people shouldn't be allowed to drive, south park demonstrated that already

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dantheman931 0

Good point, #5, because only Mexicans are bad drivers and not any of the millions of other immigrants. Grow up. As for the OP, I hope you got his license plate number.

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kattycakes 0

I hope you snagged his plates. Old people shouldn't be allowed to drive.

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