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By  DocBastard  |  38

Why the hell does your mother hide the chocolate? Doesn't she realise that makes it harder to eat?

Unless it's white chocolate. That isn't even chocolate. Fuck that shit.

  Ramanella  |  26

Oh hell no! Dark chocolate was sent from the deepest pits of hell for old people to give, also mixing it with everything you can think of from nature! White chocolate was sent from the heavens to mix well with milk chocolate!


So Dark chocolate is from heaven and white chocolate is from hell? So dark chocolate is heaven-sent and white chocolate is sinfully good? Where does milk chocolate come from.



Think about it: OP preheated the oven. Preheated. That means it had to have been around 250°F before she realized what was going on. Chocolate melts at 86°. That's why it melts when you hold it in your hand too long.

Blind idealism never helped anybody. So, yes, it was a waste of perfectly good chocolate.

  \  |  28

OP's mom is a Derpasaurus. Who stores chocolate in an oven? Might as well keep a raw turkey in there too.

  jerryj  |  27

I doubt many people would have looked in there. Lucky it was Halloween and the goods were chocolate. Imagine if it were Christmas or a birthday. Melted ps4 or kitten anyone?