Calgary, Canada
Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Tori
United States
Sorry sweaty
Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML
Sarah
Hampton Bays, United States
Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML
CryoSpectre
San Francisco, United States
Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML
ripfluffy
United States
Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML
Anonymous
Non confrontational
Today, I snuck into my aunt's house while she was working to raid her pantry, like I do most days. Excited for a snack cake, I went to the pantry. Apparently she'd found out, because there was a lock on it. FML
love you too mommy
Brentwood, United States
Today, my mom walked into my room to talk to me. I was surprised because we don't talk much. I was left with a smile on my face after she left, until I realized she'd stolen all the candy on my desk while I wasn't looking. FML
jess
Mount Vernon, United States
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
sierra
The sleepwalkers are at it again!
Today, my mom told me she’d never forgive me for eating her birthday candy. I ate it in my sleep. FML
JadedBaker
United States
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
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Welshite 40
My special hiding spot is in my stomach. No one ever finds my chocolate.
hessel 13
make chocolate cookies. win win
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awkwardloveannie 28
does your mom think you have a chocolate problem?
Jennaflamingo 14
So was your moms biggest concern the melted chocolate or that you found the candy? (:
ahd94 21
That's why you always check the oven before turning it on
DanielleinDC 34
You should always check the oven before preheating it. I store some pans and other baking supplies in there, so I have to pull stuff out of the oven before I use it.
randome101 12
Ha
AprylAnn 23
Someone didn't think things thru, Smh at your mom.
MiissAshleyy 19
I wouldn't mind my apartment smelling like chocolate, lol.
greg84_fml 21
My mom thought me before using the oven to always check and make sure it was empty. I guess i know why she never thought you this.
sufiaz 7
why didnt OP just check the oven before using it? my mom has a small kitchen so she is in the habit of keeping pots and pans there because she has no space - ive learned the hard way to check the oven :D
rooneygirl420 13
Yes it does suck, but you kind of deserve it for not checking to see if there was anything in there first lol. In all seriousness, I hope cleaning the oven isn't too much of a pain