The sleepwalkers are at it again!

By sierra - 11/03/2021 02:02

Today, my mom told me she’d never forgive me for eating her birthday candy. I ate it in my sleep. FML
I agree, your life sucks 689
You deserved it 277

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Doesn't matter -- you stole her birthday candy. You need to buy her triple the amount you ate. Lay off the Ambien, toots.

You ate her candy in your sleep? Why wasn't it put away someplace where you wouldn't sleepwalk to it? Is she even aware that you're a sleepwalker?

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If she's acting that way, you have nothing to lose, tell her that you did it to do her a favour, she doesn't need anymore candy.

Doesn't matter -- you stole her birthday candy. You need to buy her triple the amount you ate. Lay off the Ambien, toots.

You ate her candy in your sleep? Why wasn't it put away someplace where you wouldn't sleepwalk to it? Is she even aware that you're a sleepwalker?