Birthday, Food, Sleep, Sleepwalking and Sleep eating: The sleepwalkers are at it again!

The sleepwalkers are at it again!

By sierra - 11/03/2021 02:02

Today, my mom told me she’d never forgive me for eating her birthday candy. I ate it in my sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2022 11:01

Today, in a fit of rage, my mom confessed to me that I was adopted, and if she had the chance to turn back time, she wouldn't have done it in the first place. All because I ate the last ice cream sandwich. FML

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You deserved it 151

By Anonymous - 06/06/2012 16:25 - United States - Bucyrus

Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 139

You deserved it 2 647

By magicmaster19 - 20/06/2019 14:30

Today, my mom complained that I never do anything nice for her, so while out shopping I bought her favorite chocolate bar. When I got home, she screamed at me because she’s on a diet. FML

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You deserved it 243

By love you too mommy - 27/01/2014 19:26 - United States - Brentwood

Today, my mom walked into my room to talk to me. I was surprised because we don't talk much. I was left with a smile on my face after she left, until I realized she'd stolen all the candy on my desk while I wasn't looking. FML

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HOW COULD YOU?

By mylifesuckssss - 09/10/2010 04:39 - United States

Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML

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You deserved it 5 936

Hmmm, candy

By SleepEat - 25/02/2021 21:30

Today, I found out that I eat candy in my sleep. For two months I've been dieting because of my weight and high risk of diabetes. I now know why nothing has changed. FML

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You deserved it 157

Revenge

By Natasha - 20/02/2021 21:30

Today, because I wouldn’t let my little sister have any more cookies, she snuck into my room while I was sleeping and superglued my lips together. FML

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You deserved it 115

Candy Andy

By bad karma - 21/11/2011 14:34 - United States

Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML

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You deserved it 46 223

By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 20:55 - United States

Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML

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You deserved it 6 860

By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Thursday 11 March 2021 2:42

Doesn't matter -- you stole her birthday candy. You need to buy her triple the amount you ate. Lay off the Ambien, toots.

DoctorPALO 14

Thursday 11 March 2021 18:54

You ate her candy in your sleep? Why wasn't it put away someplace where you wouldn't sleepwalk to it? Is she even aware that you're a sleepwalker?

Comments

Regis Bent 12

Tuesday 9 March 2021 5:42

If she's acting that way, you have nothing to lose, tell her that you did it to do her a favour, she doesn't need anymore candy.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 11 March 2021 2:42

Doesn't matter -- you stole her birthday candy. You need to buy her triple the amount you ate. Lay off the Ambien, toots.

DoctorPALO 14

Thursday 11 March 2021 18:54

You ate her candy in your sleep? Why wasn't it put away someplace where you wouldn't sleepwalk to it? Is she even aware that you're a sleepwalker?

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