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Dump him.
... in an actual dumpster. You know, as a joke.
as an actual joke?
Agreed
Yo dawg, I heard you like dumping people, so I dumped your boyfriend in a dumpster after you dumped him while taking a dump on him in a public waste dump.
You should dump him and then "jokingly" pawn everything he has in your place.
sounds good.....than "jokingly" use the money to get a nice "toy" and get over that douche
Maybe... If it wasn't illegal to do so.
well OP i think we all now what you should do next. dump him and tell his other girlfriens
Original poster.
It means "Orgasmic Penguin". It's some kind of inside FML joke. I'm new here, so I don't get it.
Shut up, Meg.
I'm pretty sure the "other girlfriend" knows he has one, n doesnt care lol
Not necessarily 84. The guy could be cheating on both without either one knowing. I remember a guy managed to have 3 girlfriends and they didn't find out until all three tried to surprise him at his apartment.
optimus prime
im am so with you!!!! (:
Shouldn't that say ex boyfriend?
Here's your baseball bat, have fun. *Hands OP a baseball bat*
I never understood how any man can handle two relationships at once. I have enough trouble just keeping ONE woman happy!
But the thing about the douches having two relationships at once is that they're not trying to keep the women happy.
DocBastard: I love you, just sayin! Your comments always have me laughing!! LOL I'm sorry for you OP, my man and I joke all the time about his dirty little mistress leaving marks on him at work (he builds escalators and comes home scratched all the time) and about what days are best to have my other boyfriend over when the kids arent in the house. I've wondered a few times if he could possibly be playing around under my nose and even told him, "you realize you could be screwing around the whole time and I'd have no idea!?!" he says "I know, but I love you and wouldn't cheat on you!!" And that's enough for me! We all fear the worst, and far too often that's the case....but at the same time, it keeps a spark alive to know that they're not dead just cuz they're with you and can still joke around!! For your sake I hope you did ditch the ass!! But don't let it make you think that ALL men are scumbags! AND women can be just as bad, if not worse... Messed up world we live in **she says as she walks away shaking head**
Screw the happy part, how does a man put up willingly with two pmses a month? In that case he got what he deserved.
And later on in life when he ends up lonely, or with women that act just like him, he regret hurting you and what he has done. I am sorry OP :( *hug*
me and my fiance joke about it, my parents joke about it too. Me and my fiance are both faithful. Clearly she honestly thought he was joking around.
Unfortunately, many people are able to do that.
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Dump him.
You should dump him and then "jokingly" pawn everything he has in your place.