Calgary, Canada
Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tori
United States
Sorry sweaty
Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML
Sarah
Hampton Bays, United States
Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML
CryoSpectre
San Francisco, United States
Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML
ripfluffy
United States
Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML
Anonymous
Non confrontational
Today, I snuck into my aunt's house while she was working to raid her pantry, like I do most days. Excited for a snack cake, I went to the pantry. Apparently she'd found out, because there was a lock on it. FML
love you too mommy
Brentwood, United States
Today, my mom walked into my room to talk to me. I was surprised because we don't talk much. I was left with a smile on my face after she left, until I realized she'd stolen all the candy on my desk while I wasn't looking. FML
jess
Mount Vernon, United States
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
sierra
The sleepwalkers are at it again!
Today, my mom told me she’d never forgive me for eating her birthday candy. I ate it in my sleep. FML
JadedBaker
United States
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
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Welshite 40
My special hiding spot is in my stomach. No one ever finds my chocolate.
hessel 13
make chocolate cookies. win win
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eshegreene 5
That's why you always check-,- hopefully lesson learned
jesse98 7
Were they in the fridge?
Just_a_dumb_teen 5
My mom used to hide everything in the microwave when me and my older siblings were younger. Now she's a boss at hiding stuff :/ xD
crackz12 10
Maybe not hid something but alot of people store things in there oven.. Looks like this could've easily been your fml too for lack of the same sense.
Kreneaa 6
Common sense would say not to put something that'll melt and something that melts the meltable object together! Smh. So who's cleaning the mess?
LordSatan 4
In our house we always store the extra oven pan in the oven so we always check before preheating.
Dusty_Busters 15
Did you not check the oven before you turned it on?
WardenWolf 26
YDI. Seriously, don't you even look in the oven before you turn it on? Anything could have been in there. You totally deserve it for being brainless.
Deviant_fml 5
Oh, sure. Anything... Why OP's just lucky there wasn't something like a baby or a cat stuffed in there. Are you a ******* moron?
Zazoo1995 23
Lol
blackonblight 33
I'm sorry, but 100% YDI. You ALWAYS check the oven before turning it on. Maybe you don't store things in there, but it's easy to forget something, and then there are the horror stories of animals in ovens... Just open the door and look. You'll also be able to make sure the racks are in place and adjust them if you need to. If you find the racks are out of kilter after you've preheated to 350, have fun adjusting with oven mitts on.