Calgary, Canada
Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tori
United States
Sorry sweaty
Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML
Sarah
Hampton Bays, United States
Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML
CryoSpectre
San Francisco, United States
Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML
ripfluffy
United States
Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML
Anonymous
Non confrontational
Today, I snuck into my aunt's house while she was working to raid her pantry, like I do most days. Excited for a snack cake, I went to the pantry. Apparently she'd found out, because there was a lock on it. FML
love you too mommy
Brentwood, United States
Today, my mom walked into my room to talk to me. I was surprised because we don't talk much. I was left with a smile on my face after she left, until I realized she'd stolen all the candy on my desk while I wasn't looking. FML
jess
Mount Vernon, United States
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
sierra
The sleepwalkers are at it again!
Today, my mom told me she’d never forgive me for eating her birthday candy. I ate it in my sleep. FML
JadedBaker
United States
Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML
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Welshite 40
My special hiding spot is in my stomach. No one ever finds my chocolate.
hessel 13
make chocolate cookies. win win
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Dthsapprntc 23
Paper, foil and/or plastic covered in rich creamy chocolate. Delicious.
DWordHead16 19
You should always check the oven before preheating, OP! Although it's not your fault it happened, but it's always good to check. Maybe your mom isn't exactly known for hiding things in the oven, but my mom does all the time, so I try to check the oven before preheating. Now that this happened, you should always check. Although your mom chose the oven, out of all places, to hide CHOCOLATE?!
laden_swallow09 35
I check all the time. I use the inside as extra space for my trays and pans that don't fit in the cupboards.
Silvinomiae 20
I check my oven all the time too. I live alone, but you never know where the next magical portal to Narnia is going to pop up. Or what kind of habitat is preferable for unicorns.
False_Stupidity 42
Unicorns prefer rainbows of course! Your right about the portal to Narnia though, I always check my shoes for one before I put them on.
RedPillSucks 33
Nothing like baked Narnia Unicorns to complement the holiday meals. That's why I never check the oven first. I like surprises.
DWordHead16 19
#24: my mom does too! It's kinda annoying because she puts the heavy pans in the oven and I gott take me out and put them back in every time. Although for everyone else who commented, thanks for great discussion hahaha now I'm going to be expecting a unicorn the next time I preheat (:
Solle 9
#34: I thought it was proven that they lived in North Korea.
mattyiscool123 26
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JMichael 26
Best hiding spot for chocolate ever.
Silvinomiae 20
It did not get eaten before Halloween. Mission Accomplished.
Enslaved 38
My hiding spot for chocolate is in my belly! :P
franklydizzy 5
wow. smooth lol
SmuggletheBudgie 15
I have always wondered what its like to celebrate halloween.
perdix 31
It's a good thing that's not her hiding spot for her weed. Would have been an egregious waste of weed.
sanecatlady 13
Hope she doesn't try to hide your December gifts the same way!
Harpy20 24
Hot box the whole house.
happyfingers 15
Hahaha I guess you don't cook much? XD
crackz12 10
But the question remains.. how to get the melted chocolate off the oven and onto the cookies? Bet op will have some sense and look in the oven before turning it on next time though..lucky if there are still wrapped