By Sarah - 30/08/2012 12:58 - United States - Hampton Bays

Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 870
You deserved it 2 114

Same thing different taste

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

If they were chocolate chip Chips Ahoy cookies.. I understand her reasoning..


If they were chocolate chip Chips Ahoy cookies.. I understand her reasoning..

iEatWookies 1

Ah, if they were, I could see why the daughter may have a "chip" on her shoulder. *crawls back under rock and awaits downvotes*

What kind of a mom wouldn't want to share with their own child??

biglittlehead 12

I was going to say she is old enough to have good grammar, computer/ smartphone skills, but it seems like today all 4 year olds have iPhones.

14-If I could, I would bathe in Oreos. You've got chocolate and vanilla, crunchy and moist. Mmmm. I would turn into an MMA fighter if ever I had to defend a sleeve of Oreos. Cookie Monster is going down with his cross-eyed self!

OhDearBetrayal 25

72- You mean vegetable monster. Can't encourage childhood obesity;)

PrincessesCrown 17

This sounded very familiar so I looked it up. this is the link to the one it sounds a lot like.

PrincessesCrown 17

This sounded very familiar so I looked it up. this is the link to that fml

YeaSo3 14

Wait! Dont forget Starbucks chocolate chip cookies...which are orgasmic!

PrincessesCrown 17

This sounded very familiar this is the fml that it sounds a lot like.

LMFAOwned 9
PrincessesCrown 17

This FML sounds familiar not saying its fake but familiar heres the fml it sounds a lot like

#76 that was really short-lived, he's still Cookie Monster

Bekeliyr 10

The people who said Subway cookies are the best never had real cookies.

habibiiiiiii 2

She better go on a chocolate binge to make up for lost time!

94 ~ I actually laughed at your comment.

68 ~ Hey man, give people some credit: I'm only 13 and my grammar is perfectly fine. It's not about your age; using grammar is a choice (which most teenagers and kinds my age don't seem to make).

I have to admit I'd do anything for chips ahoy

she is a dick op I feel bad for you all those wasted years not going trick or treating

I see what you mean, but trick or treats dont always involve chocolate, they're just usually included.

She almost certainly trick or treated, so her mom could thieve the chocolate!

She is not a dick... She is a fat ass bitch

or maybe she is some how related to the cookie monster

You can still go trick or treating... I take my cousin every year, we have a deal; I take her trick or treating, give her some of what I get, and she allows me to use her for candy. It's a great system. Lol

77 - Are you, by any chance, an entrepreneur? If not, you should start your own business. That is some of the best business skill I have ever seen!

e_r_i_c_a 4

I don't know about you but when I was a kid the lollipops and other non chocolate candies stayed in the bottom of the bag and didn't get eaten until weeks later when I was out of the snickers, kit kats, take 5's, reeces, and Hershey bars. So yeah that does limit a lot of trick-or-treating candy.

Wasn't an FML posted a lot similar to this?

Yeah, but this mom is a selfish bitch, the other OP's parents were just too vain to let her have chocolate.

Oh, yes! Now I remember. Thank you. If I were OP, I'd try to look on the brighter side and eat all the cookies I wanted. But don't share with your mother.

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Definitely. That should be a crime which warrants a jail sentence.

I don't know how I would have lived this long without chocolate...

45- actually you're right, the Holocaust happened so that hitler could give the nazis more cookies. *sarcasm*

#115 they guys profile pic is from a guy off the Internet, whose 'famous' for saying, "BOB SAGET" it's not really him incase you're wondering. x) xo

Thizzkidsgotgame 7

Nows as good as ever to start plotting your revenge.

117- **** you! You piece of shit!! Ass! Piss.

Genius maybe, but hardly suitable for parenthood. You get kicked out of kindergarten for not sharing!

Reminds me of Raising hope when virginia told jimmy he was allergic to fruit!

You gotta do what you gotta do to protect your cookies.

You mean you've never had a chocolate chip cookie? :O I would cry if I was denied chocolate.

zuzupetalsYO 11

56: I wish I could favorite your comment or give you more thumbs up!

10 (Welshite) ~ Excuse me for changing the subject, but I've never been able to tell what your profile picture is supposed to be. It's seriously started to bug me.

Now you should steal all her cookies. That'll teach her a lesson

wannabesinger 16

That sucks, but think of how much chocolate you can enjoy now! Ooh ooh! Go have a Reese's! They're the best!

Why start with the best? First, start with the somewhat decent, like the ones at a Nordstrom or Dillard's, then the good ones: Twix and snickers. Then the really good ones: Kit Kat, M&M's, 3 Musketeers, then top it off with Reese's. That way the surprise gets better and better with each candy.

Awful...but didnt you notice the lack of epi-pen? Even as a kid I had a basic understand of how food allergies work that would have made me suspicious...

I've lived most of my life without one; it's just a matter of knowing what foods to avoid. Now that I've carried an epi-pen for years, I've never used it. A couple of times I should've but I got through the attacks without using it.

Not all allergies require an epi pen.. My friend has many allergies that range from different levels of attack.. Some she just gets a headache from..