Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML
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Dodge4x4Ram
| 46
your childhood was robbed
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clancey6
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If they were chocolate chip Chips Ahoy cookies.. I understand her reasoning..
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clancey6
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If they were chocolate chip Chips Ahoy cookies.. I understand her reasoning..
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IscoreOnU
| 19
Oreos!
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xxGheTToGumbYxx
| 16
Subway chocolate chip cookies. :D
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iEatWookies
| 1
Ah, if they were, I could see why the daughter may have a "chip" on her shoulder.
*crawls back under rock and awaits downvotes*
*crawls back under rock and awaits downvotes*
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
I want to know how old she is now.
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Chill_Turtle95
| 3
What kind of a mom wouldn't want to share with their own child??
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biglittlehead
| 12
I was going to say she is old enough to have good grammar, computer/ smartphone skills, but it seems like today all 4 year olds have iPhones.
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br0ccoli
| 14
14-If I could, I would bathe in Oreos. You've got chocolate and vanilla, crunchy and moist. Mmmm. I would turn into an MMA fighter if ever I had to defend a sleeve of Oreos. Cookie Monster is going down with his cross-eyed self!
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OhDearBetrayal
| 25
72- You mean vegetable monster. Can't encourage childhood obesity;)
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PrincessesCrown
| 17
This sounded very familiar so I looked it up. http://m.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/13970714 this is the link to the one it sounds a lot like.
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PrincessesCrown
| 17
This sounded very familiar so I looked it up. http://m.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/13970714 this is the link to that fml
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YeaSo3
| 14
Wait! Dont forget Starbucks chocolate chip cookies...which are orgasmic!
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PrincessesCrown
| 17
This sounded very familiar http://m.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/13970714 this is the fml that it sounds a lot like.
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LMFAOwned
| 9
Is your mom blue and hairy?
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PrincessesCrown
| 17
This FML sounds familiar not saying its fake but familiar http://m.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/13970714 heres the fml it sounds a lot like
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P374RD3D
| 9
#76 that was really short-lived, he's still Cookie Monster
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Bekeliyr
| 10
The people who said Subway cookies are the best never had real cookies.
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habibiiiiiii
| 2
She better go on a chocolate binge to make up for lost time!
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vocaloidtiger
| 12
94 ~ I actually laughed at your comment.
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vocaloidtiger
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68 ~ Hey man, give people some credit: I'm only 13 and my grammar is perfectly fine. It's not about your age; using grammar is a choice (which most teenagers and kinds my age don't seem to make).
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MDTeddy
| 13
Fat Op's mom must be.
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mojogirl
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I have to admit I'd do anything for chips ahoy
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ositoakaluis
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she is a dick op I feel bad for you all those wasted years not going trick or treating
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MidnaLink
| 32
I see what you mean, but trick or treats dont always involve chocolate, they're just usually included.
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lovelyleah
| 10
She almost certainly trick or treated, so her mom could thieve the chocolate!
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cyanidesandwich
| 21
She is not a dick... She is a fat ass bitch
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ositoakaluis
| 16
or maybe she is some how related to the cookie monster
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SamanthaCassieL
| 10
You can still go trick or treating... I take my cousin every year, we have a deal; I take her trick or treating, give her some of what I get, and she allows me to use her for candy. It's a great system. Lol
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Axipiter
| 24
77 - Are you, by any chance, an entrepreneur? If not, you should start your own business. That is some of the best business skill I have ever seen!
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e_r_i_c_a
| 4
I don't know about you but when I was a kid the lollipops and other non chocolate candies stayed in the bottom of the bag and didn't get eaten until weeks later when I was out of the snickers, kit kats, take 5's, reeces, and Hershey bars. So yeah that does limit a lot of trick-or-treating candy.
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supportcommand
| 17
Well said. Thumbs up x2
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JustKittyKat
| 24
Wasn't an FML posted a lot similar to this?
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MidnaLink
| 32
Yeah, but this mom is a selfish bitch, the other OP's parents were just too vain to let her have chocolate.
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JustKittyKat
| 24
Oh, yes! Now I remember. Thank you.
If I were OP, I'd try to look on the brighter side and eat all the cookies I wanted. But don't share with your mother.
If I were OP, I'd try to look on the brighter side and eat all the cookies I wanted. But don't share with your mother.
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Dodge4x4Ram
| 46
your childhood was robbed
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
Definitely. That should be a crime which warrants a jail sentence.
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speshlk37
| 13
She's a friggen' Nazi man!
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SamanthaCassieL
| 10
I don't know how I would have lived this long without chocolate...
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dinorider_fml
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45- actually you're right, the Holocaust happened so that hitler could give the nazis more cookies. *sarcasm*
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jenloveslaughs
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20- your profile pic is.. Wow..
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jenloveslaughs
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20- your profile pic is.. Wow..
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mystical_child
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#115 they guys profile pic is from a guy off the Internet, whose 'famous' for saying, "BOB SAGET" it's not really him incase you're wondering. x)
xo
xo
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Thizzkidsgotgame
| 7
Nows as good as ever to start plotting your revenge.
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TourettesGuyFTW
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117- fuck you! You piece of shit!! Ass! Piss.
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AussieChild
| 22
Hahaha! That's genius :D
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sirpantselot
| 22
Genius maybe, but hardly suitable for parenthood. You get kicked out of kindergarten for not sharing!
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heygirlie777
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Reminds me of Raising hope when virginia told jimmy he was allergic to fruit!
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MURIKKA
| 11
You gotta do what you gotta do to protect your cookies.
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JustDerpin
| 11
'MURICA!
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Welshite
| 39
You mean you've never had a chocolate chip cookie? :O
I would cry if I was denied chocolate.
I would cry if I was denied chocolate.
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gantoman
| 13
Even worse, OP never had Nutella.
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SqueakyChipmunk
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I've never had Nutella.
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123josie123
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I don't even like nutella *flies away*.
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zuzupetalsYO
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56: I wish I could favorite your comment or give you more thumbs up!
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vocaloidtiger
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10 (Welshite) ~ Excuse me for changing the subject, but I've never been able to tell what your profile picture is supposed to be. It's seriously started to bug me.
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Dinger1992
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Now you should steal all her cookies. That'll teach her a lesson
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wannabesinger
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That sucks, but think of how much chocolate you can enjoy now! Ooh ooh! Go have a Reese's! They're the best!
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myFMLname
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Why start with the best? First, start with the somewhat decent, like the ones at a Nordstrom or Dillard's, then the good ones: Twix and snickers. Then the really good ones: Kit Kat, M&M's, 3 Musketeers, then top it off with Reese's. That way the surprise gets better and better with each candy.
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daytoday21
| 10
Awful...but didnt you notice the lack of epi-pen? Even as a kid I had a basic understand of how food allergies work that would have made me suspicious...
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Welshite
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I've lived most of my life without one; it's just a matter of knowing what foods to avoid. Now that I've carried an epi-pen for years, I've never used it. A couple of times I should've but I got through the attacks without using it.
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deliki
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Not all allergies require an epi pen.. My friend has many allergies that range from different levels of attack.. Some she just gets a headache from..