Miscellaneous: Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing...

By Pimp-Daddy - 21/07/2009 14:55 - Canada

Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML

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By oxymorons - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I checked the camera I set up to find out who has been stealing my prescription painkillers: my wife, my daughter, or my son. Turns out they all are. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2015 14:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML

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Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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MaddieMonster 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:09

black mail? "stop stealing my cookies or this will be on the internet!"

always_his 2

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:13

Why wouldn't you just hide the cookies? Is a camera really necessary for some COOKIES? FYL for what you witnessed though.

Comments

youresogrounded 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:07

that can't be good.

LOLYLIF 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:13

Just because he didn't want to see it doesn't mean I don't...

poptartkid 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 0:17

What kind of freak are you ? You put a camera in your kitchen because someone eats your cookie ? YOU FREAKING PARANOID. You're a FAIL...

Lmao_xD 0

Wednesday 22 July 2009 1:44

uhh eww

KittenOnAcid 1

Wednesday 22 July 2009 6:42

hahahaha! im still laughing at the part that he even put a camera to see who was stealing his cookies. thats just good stuff.

spoo 24

Wednesday 22 July 2009 18:16

Wish I could hit YDI it a few more times... Pimp_Daddy, you set up a camera... then didnt like what it recorded so you cry about it? Sorry Playa Playa, but you is need to grows up o' else you gotta not be touchin yo momma's camera foo'

paulinachka 0

Friday 24 July 2009 7:12

i would put a camera just for fun to be like ahhh you stole teh cooookieess.

capgray 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 6:12

your a fkin fatass if u care that much about your cookies. unless they r girls scout thin mints of course;) then it toally makes sense hahajk ur still fat

MaddieMonster 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:09

black mail? "stop stealing my cookies or this will be on the internet!"

ohhshit_asian 7

Tuesday 21 July 2009 23:13

ahaa, i love thatt.[:

beastmode21 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 9:43

#2 your tongue is really thin

copycat148 0

Friday 27 May 2011 10:07

YES

cutebebe778 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:09

It would've made it 10x worse if it was your Dad. But still, FYL.

L10N 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:11

Oh ew. Ask her if she had fun with her cookie.

Christine1997 0

Friday 16 September 2011 1:31

Omg lol

heavenandhell 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:11

Lmao number 2 so true.

always_his 2

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:13

Why wouldn't you just hide the cookies? Is a camera really necessary for some COOKIES? FYL for what you witnessed though.

dorworters 9

Monday 25 February 2013 4:26

#6, always_his, this literally made me laugh out loud. More than i have laughed at anything for awhile. thank you.

kaykay5833 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:17

im confusedd. do you live withh your mom ? or does she just randomly come over your house to eat cookies && "be" with her boyfriend. ?

MaddieMonster 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:18

crackberrie 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:20

hahaha... scarred for life because of some cookies?? i hope they were some damn good cookies!

triplethreat13 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:21

you cared that much about your cookies to buy a security camera for that? you deserve what you saw.

genius_man16 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 20:32

That was my thought. I mean really, the lengths people will go too. FOR SOME COOKIES!?? What the ****, were they fountain of youth cookies or some shit? Jesus.