Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
nicole
Reserved
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Anonymous
Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet. I'm now having to go buy a new toothbrush, because he used mine to dig out his shit. FML
aggghghgh
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Anonymous
Baton Rouge, United States
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
clean
Ashfield, Australia
Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML
Anonymous
Ouch
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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fayettie 3
wow! your wife is just every type of wrong fyl!
MuffyStJacques 0
I wouldn't want to put up with your shit, either.
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H_ayden 0
what a cynical bitch.
awardZu 0
1. Clean your own shit out of the toilet, it's just ******* nasty to make someone else do it. 2. Find a pile of wormy dog shit and clean it up with her toothbrush. 3. Leave that bitch. If she is doing that, imagine what else she is doing to you. 4. I repeat, CLEAN YOUR OWN SHIT!!!
Cassandra2877 0
Now she'll literally be kissing ass.
shaaayyee 0
your wife = my hero. just kidding that's disgusting. wouldn't a simple "clean the toilet bowl" be better?
kimbylu_fml 2
maybe if you cleaned up after your self she wouldn't use you toothbrush
BurnDankBud420 0
How does somebody not know what toothbrush is theirs? Don't you use the same toothbrush every time tou brush your teeth? So you may get a new one every six months or so, but still how do you not know which one is yours, especialy when it's between the one you use to brush your teeth and the one you clean the toilet with?
avatar0810 15
sewer bill?
Randuhh_17 4
If she does that because you don't clean your skids....just imagine what she'll do if you ever cheat.....scary.
CodingSquirrel 3
You people are all retarded. It's not something ANYONE NEEDS to clean. It goes away on its own after a few flushes. Even if it didn't, no one deserves what she did. She's a spiteful bitch who knowingly put him in harm's way by using his toothbrush to clean the toilet.
jared134 0
your wife's is probably very ugly like u and nerdy and Thad messed up ur a family of pigs