By girlthatstoofat - 29/10/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML
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perdix 29

That's the danger of Photoshopping your MySpace picture too much and celebrating your fraud by stuffing your face with chili cheese fries.

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ISellHerbs 0

Maybe you should take that as a hint.

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ISellHerbs 0

Maybe you should take that as a hint.

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youreanidiot 0

I think she's one girl who can be staying away from sammiches...

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pwnrzero 0

waz a sammich. someone send me a reply and tell me wth it means...

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Shereen15 0

Its a funny way of saying sandwich lmao

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nateb1tch 1

People still use myspace?

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socer_kid 0

lol woww that sucks but he at least he dont think its you :P lose some weight then bam go talk to him some more :D

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too_much_fun 0

Why would anyone write to someone just to tell them they saw someone fat?? psh.

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FarSide 22

You are being much, much too hard on yourself. After all, how do you know he was not talking about some OTHER fat-ass, jelly-doughnut, bulbous, lard-oozing, carbuncle-encrusted-legs, pizza-faced, waddling, unbathed, snot-dripping, ***** ho?

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iChel413 6

great plan :p he will never know about the fat days.

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_Naboo_ 0

Aha, oh that sucks. Sorry, but tell him it was you.

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perdix 29

That's the danger of Photoshopping your MySpace picture too much and celebrating your fraud by stuffing your face with chili cheese fries.

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idkweird 0

Don't take angled pictures! Present yourself truthfully! He wouldn't think you were thin unless you only posted pictures that made you look it.

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Superawesomestev 0

the fact that he even sent a msg like that shows how shallow he is. douche pump.

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Whydoyouask 11

how is he a douche? Because he stated something relevant to the person he was talking to? I would have probably said the same thing to my friend and lol'd. I hate it how some people are so quick to make judgments like that. It would have been a lot worse if he was like "I saw someone that looked a lot like you...except much skinnier." That would have been messed up.

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Tubasaurus 0

How is this shallow? He was making an observation of who he thought was a random stranger that looked like the girl he was talking to.

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alexandraa_fml 0

" You looked better on myspace" applies to this. Odds are, if a girl has a photo album and its all of her face?..shes a chunky monkey. I like how some people try to get away with using old pictures too, like their extra 50 pounds isnt going to be evident in real life. psh.

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idkweird 0

I met a girl once that all the boys were fawning over online....I got there, and I swear she had EATEN the girl in all her photos!

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idkweird 0

I never learned how to do them, lol. I was one of the ones that learned if you post the ugliest pictures of yourself, people say, "omg, you look so much better than your pics!" lmfao

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FarSide 22

OMG, you are a brilliant thinker #28! Will you marry me?

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Witchcraft_fml 4

I knew a girl who used old pictures of herself whenever she sent anyone a photo of herself. She was at one time thin, but then she ballooned after graduation and still used pictures of herself from 3+ years ago. And she was a BITCH. Grrr.

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thatguy32692 4

The funny part is ur pic is just ur face..... Hmmm

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allmidnighteyes 10

YDI for probably taking angle shots with a wide angle lens and trying to deceive MySpace. You can't trick MySpace. MySpace knows. MySpace sees.

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perdix 29

She tricked MySpace real good. It's reality that bit her in the big, fat, steatopygean ass!

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FarSide 22

Steatopygia directly implies a racist comment. I am sure that was not your intent. However, no woman is immune from a big fat, child-bearing, case of cellulite.

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