Today, I was on my bed on top of my boyfriend when I lost my balance and fell. My father walked in the door to see what the noise was. I don't know what is more embarrassing, my father walking in, or him walking in and saying, "That's an expensive bed." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, I was doing a shit load of sit-ups on my mattress. After realizing the bed was squeaking, I heard my dad laughing very hard from the basement. He thought I was masturbating. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and stepped into the bathroom. I slipped on some water, and ended up hitting my head on the toilet and passing out. When I came to, I saw my boyfriend's dad looking over me in his towel. Wrong person. FML
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML
Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML
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Mifflicious 18
I bet she's glad that she isn't your girlfriend too..!
tehslack 5
I am so convinced all of these FML's are written by high school bitches.
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Comments (65)
andrewzzz 0
lol thy sucks
sleepyman 0
lol ydi for being unbalanced
lizzilla8297 2
hi
JupiterIcicle 1
WTF, creeper loser. and true
JupiterIcicle 1
#2 keeps changing... wtf
arandomboy 0
fail
tweetbaby14 18
why is this an fml? because your father cares about the bed?
piinkbunnii 1
Were you and your boyfriend nude, when you fell off?? If not, I truly fail to see the FML!!! And yet again, I honestly want a "Suck it up pussy" button!!!
maliger 0
Sex nubs these days...
seanreddog 4
Ohhhhhhhh Canada... Well at least you have an expensive bed! That means there won't be any sqeaking right?
JoshDub 0
threesome?
cincin75 0
Nowadays every body gets sex except me. FML.
seanreddog 4
34 I know how you feel...
seelefire 0
you should be happy your father didn't kill your boyfriend OP
seelefire 0
btw 22 I would sign a petition for the suck it up pussy button
gawddddd 3
Me too! It is needed(x
cincin75 0
36 how pity u r not a girl. U would be good one. :(
cmac86 24
34 and me!
RachelTheLoser 0
hahahahaha wowwww.. maybe he was just in shock? "Uhhhh... Ummmm... Th-Th-Thats an expensive bed.." *slams door and runs*
JupiterIcicle 1
he obviously just bought the bed, and thought you were jumping on it. Turns out you were jumping on the bed, just with something in between you and the bed.
the101dan 0
Whoever pointed out that she was in Canada = smart. Canadians are way different than normal people. OP would've probably rathered that her dad raged on her bf instead of taking the obviously calm, surprised route. Why? I don't know. I'm not Canadian...
DonkeyDelight 0
So? The majority of people on earth have sex, including your father. Unless you were adopted.
gogo_speedracer 0
Uhmm yeah I have to agree this isn'e an FML.. Now it would be an FML if your dad asked to join.. Haha SICK.
Nzmonk3y 0
lol fail
nicolebenaa 0
actually your 3rd. and idgi
Tikwichka 5
It is worded quite poorly: 'my father walked in the door'.
Devolver 0
Yeah, be careful with your bed, too much sex broke mine D:
Look_A_Sloth 11
******* ****
autumn16 0
haha I don't get how yu lost yer balance.. what a clutz and yer dad is the SHIZ ha
esines 9
How bowt yu tawk lyk a norml persun dum ass
smiley_ily 0
it's okay. well how would you lose balance so easily. ? and maybe it was expensive
airjavier1982 0
how do u lose balance? im glad ur not my girlfriend because i sleep with the best and u sound like a sex noob lol YDI
Mifflicious 18
I bet she's glad that she isn't your girlfriend too..!
esines 9
Nice job trying to sound like a badass sex machine to a group of strangers there stud.
so_unlucky89765 4
fail
WYlacrossegirl7 0
hahahahaa woww. :)
Raider889 0
not all teens are pro's at sex
wilkshire13 0
clearly but they should all take lessons :D
Ali_Br_fml 33
take...lessons? I thought you could just...wing it...
Notjustanother1 0
you should try backing up so you don't have to break your neck in the picture