Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way out of the bank. She started accusing me of patronizing her, and when I just let go of the door in protest, she deliberately leaned in so it hit her in the face. I felt the glares from the entire bank as she pretended to cry. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML
Today, I was leaving the grocery store when an old woman started yelling at me for not holding the door open for her. She accused me of being "everything wrong with the younger generation". It was an automatic door. FML
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
Today, I tried to be helpful by holding the door open for a woman carrying boxes. She smiled and hurried toward me, then tripped and dropped everything at my feet. She stared at me like I'd caused it, and said, “Thanks” through clenched teeth. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, while out in public, my stepmom turned and screamed at me for a good while for “walking through a door before an elder.” People stared. FML
Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML
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Top comments
Box0choklitz 8
She deserved it for being that kind of person.
BadApple88 29
And women wonder why chivalry is damn near dead smh
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Comments (150)
GreenDayBJAIsHot 7
maybe she was one of those feminists and didnt think she needed help from a man.
Chezzlova 5
Geez, people like this. I wonder how her kids are gonna turn out.
Morning_fml 22
**** what people think. You were just trying to be polite & some people actually have the audacity to accuse a simple act of kindness for selfish motives. You're a nice person, OP, don't let other people's gestures or accusations get to you when you know the truth.
JKPwnage 27
She was probably on her period. I see no other reason for her to be that much of a bitch.
limabeans101029 21
Or maybe she's just consistently a bitch. I don't go crazy on people when I'm on MY period. It's not an excuse.
EvilLittleMan 23
Best reply to the Bitch. Suck it Buttercup.
SexyStudMufin 7
stick it too that old woman
Mii99 16
Bitch
mattbaker 17
crazy bistarstarstar
nitsud82 14
Should have told her you would have held the door for a man also, it's just called common courtesy.
Queenie2014 11
Exactly! I hate chivalry! I prefer courtesy.
QueenofWheels 13
What makes you think that? Parents teach boys that females need men to do things for them. Males have to do for themselves.
Queenie2014 11
I hate bitches like that. They give us all a bad name