Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way out of the bank. She started accusing me of patronizing her, and when I just let go of the door in protest, she deliberately leaned in so it hit her in the face. I felt the glares from the entire bank as she pretended to cry. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML
Today, I was leaving the grocery store when an old woman started yelling at me for not holding the door open for her. She accused me of being "everything wrong with the younger generation". It was an automatic door. FML
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
Today, I tried to be helpful by holding the door open for a woman carrying boxes. She smiled and hurried toward me, then tripped and dropped everything at my feet. She stared at me like I'd caused it, and said, “Thanks” through clenched teeth. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, while out in public, my stepmom turned and screamed at me for a good while for “walking through a door before an elder.” People stared. FML
Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML
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Top comments
Box0choklitz 8
She deserved it for being that kind of person.
BadApple88 29
And women wonder why chivalry is damn near dead smh
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Comments (150)
sjbartholome 14
I would have called her out on her stunt and fake crying in front of the whole bank.
Rawr6591 21
hope you walked out like no ***** given
MissCuteStack 12
She sounds terrible!! She's one of those people who are always going to be angry in life.
LunarServant 10
I'd slap her
jr_mtz01 7
you fell for her games, better keep a light head next time
False_Stupidity 42
Donut get me started on that one.
hms12407 4
What a bitch
pipkinrahl 2
I need feminism because. ......
missnuthin 10
Chivalry didn't die. he's just in an exclusive relationship with Lady-Like, and they're too busy with their kids Manners, Politeness, and Gratitude to deal with shit from stupid people like her!
LunarServant 10
Here's what you should do next time. My mom always says "if you need to slap a bitch, then slap a bitch" listen to mom. At least my mom ain't a asshole
MFserver 1
Next time, give the door a little extra speed...