Today, I held the door open for a woman and her kids on my way out of the bank. She started accusing me of patronizing her, and when I just let go of the door in protest, she deliberately leaned in so it hit her in the face. I felt the glares from the entire bank as she pretended to cry. FML
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Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML
Today, I was leaving the grocery store when an old woman started yelling at me for not holding the door open for her. She accused me of being "everything wrong with the younger generation". It was an automatic door. FML
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
Today, I tried to be helpful by holding the door open for a woman carrying boxes. She smiled and hurried toward me, then tripped and dropped everything at my feet. She stared at me like I'd caused it, and said, “Thanks” through clenched teeth. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML
Today, while out in public, my stepmom turned and screamed at me for a good while for “walking through a door before an elder.” People stared. FML
Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML
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Box0choklitz 8
She deserved it for being that kind of person.
BadApple88 29
And women wonder why chivalry is damn near dead smh
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Comments (150)
hoffman136 18
I would have called her on it told her to piss off then walked away. People are just pathetic anymore
redstone7693 29
What a b!tch
cbroady0529 9
Screw her! Keep holding doors for people, MOST of them appreciate the courtesy, male or female!
QueenofWheels 13
I have never seen a man hold a door for another man
TheLadyOpal 30
I feel bad for her kids. What a piss-poor example to set for them.
Eivana 37
What a disgusting wench. I hope her children get taken away from that bitch.
dabears1011234 27
Why would you ever wish that on someone! Even if she was a bitch, that is just way to far.
mh47 8
What a bitch! It's not that hard to be considerate of others, especially when they're helping you!
TheCrispyCat 20
This is exactly why I hate people.
addictedtoIASIP 14
I hate "women" who do that. It makes guys think the actually nice girls are gonna end up being bitches
Gweedo65 16
That bitch!
njgohard 16
Sounds like Munchausen Syndrome. She probably puts drain cleaner in her kids' food too.
slyde32 12
what the hell brought that assumption up?