Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
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unlucky91
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Well, either thats the end of meeting her or maybe you'll have a story to tell your kids :]
but yeah FBYL ( fuck both your lives). i hope she doesn't get a bruise
but yeah FBYL ( fuck both your lives). i hope she doesn't get a bruise
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GreenHacker
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So what, you can still claim you nailed her
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PhilipTheDeacan
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^win
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irishfever
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Smooth
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24788
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HAHA, cock blocked by a door.
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Thabb
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YDI for thinking she actually cared whether or not you held a damn door. I doub she'd notice you anyway people hold doors all the time
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genius_man16
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Well, you aint gettin any from her. And #2 it's not having "low standards" it's called being a gentleman. Learn about it sometime.
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Enoch134
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#2 is saying that being a gentelman should be second nature as in if he thinks opening the door is a big feat
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farmgirl
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#5 - I think #2 meant that holding the door open should be a common gentlemanly thing to do and not be something used to impress pretty girls
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ohhboyy
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BOOOOM HEADSHOT
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lame16
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LOL, you're too strong ! xD
lol @ 7
lol @ 7
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zoe_rawr
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smooth.
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likeduhhx4
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#2 how is this low standards ? it's called being nice for someone, think before you talk.
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plexico
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You'd better not pull so hard when you play with yourself, since you are obviously not going to get any from that chick.
but yeah FBYL ( fuck both your lives). i hope she doesn't get a bruise