By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
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unlucky91 0

Well, either thats the end of meeting her or maybe you'll have a story to tell your kids :] but yeah FBYL ( **** both your lives). i hope she doesn't get a bruise

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unlucky91 0

Well, either thats the end of meeting her or maybe you'll have a story to tell your kids :] but yeah FBYL ( **** both your lives). i hope she doesn't get a bruise

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GreenHacker 0

So what, you can still claim you nailed her

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Thabb 0

YDI for thinking she actually cared whether or not you held a damn door. I doub she'd notice you anyway people hold doors all the time

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genius_man16 0

Well, you aint gettin any from her. And #2 it's not having "low standards" it's called being a gentleman. Learn about it sometime.

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Enoch134 0

#2 is saying that being a gentelman should be second nature as in if he thinks opening the door is a big feat

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farmgirl 3

#5 - I think #2 meant that holding the door open should be a common gentlemanly thing to do and not be something used to impress pretty girls

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lame16 0

LOL, you're too strong ! xD lol @ 7

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likeduhhx4 0

#2 how is this low standards ? it's called being nice for someone, think before you talk.

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plexico 3

You'd better not pull so hard when you play with yourself, since you are obviously not going to get any from that chick.

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