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Well, either thats the end of meeting her or maybe you'll have a story to tell your kids :] but yeah FBYL ( **** both your lives). i hope she doesn't get a bruise
So what, you can still claim you nailed her
HAHA, **** blocked by a door.
Well, you aint gettin any from her. And #2 it's not having "low standards" it's called being a gentleman. Learn about it sometime.
#5 - I think #2 meant that holding the door open should be a common gentlemanly thing to do and not be something used to impress pretty girls
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LOL, you're too strong ! xD lol @ 7
smooth.
You'd better not pull so hard when you play with yourself, since you are obviously not going to get any from that chick.
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BOOOOM HEADSHOT
Well, either thats the end of meeting her or maybe you'll have a story to tell your kids :] but yeah FBYL ( **** both your lives). i hope she doesn't get a bruise