Miscellaneous: Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking... - FML

By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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Monday 18 May 2009 23:20

BOOOOM HEADSHOT

unlucky91 0

Monday 18 May 2009 23:18

Well, either thats the end of meeting her or maybe you'll have a story to tell your kids :] but yeah FBYL ( fuck both your lives). i hope she doesn't get a bruise

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unlucky91 0

Monday 18 May 2009 23:18

Well, either thats the end of meeting her or maybe you'll have a story to tell your kids :] but yeah FBYL ( fuck both your lives). i hope she doesn't get a bruise

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Monday 12 October 2009 8:14

So what, you can still claim you nailed her

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Monday 25 April 2011 5:13

^win

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Monday 18 May 2009 23:19

Smooth

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Monday 18 May 2009 23:19

HAHA, cock blocked by a door.

Thabb 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 13:52

YDI for thinking she actually cared whether or not you held a damn door. I doub she'd notice you anyway people hold doors all the time

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Monday 18 May 2009 23:19

Well, you aint gettin any from her. And #2 it's not having "low standards" it's called being a gentleman. Learn about it sometime.

Enoch134 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 5:02

#2 is saying that being a gentelman should be second nature as in if he thinks opening the door is a big feat

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Monday 18 May 2009 23:20

#5 - I think #2 meant that holding the door open should be a common gentlemanly thing to do and not be something used to impress pretty girls

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Monday 18 May 2009 23:20

BOOOOM HEADSHOT

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Monday 18 May 2009 23:20

LOL, you're too strong ! xD lol @ 7

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Monday 18 May 2009 23:20

smooth.

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Monday 18 May 2009 23:22

#2 how is this low standards ? it's called being nice for someone, think before you talk.

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Monday 18 May 2009 23:22

You'd better not pull so hard when you play with yourself, since you are obviously not going to get any from that chick.

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