Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Nice family you've got there
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Stunned silence
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Stop
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Cranking it
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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lovely997 0
31- your 11, haha, youngin, whats that like 5th grade, lol=] and 181, lol, i learned that last yr in class =]
deadlypker 0
For all of you bashing the OP for being a bad parent, you're wrong. Neither one of my parents cuss. Ever. I find it strange at times, because I do, but not around them. They're not hardcore christians, just, apparently, neither one of them likes to cuss. They don't. As a kid, growing up, I never heard a single swear in my house. All the words and phrases I learned came from school. All of them. At seven I learned the word **** from school. It was written on a swing set on the playground. (Actually, the phrase written was **** You, but, I already knew the word you) I asked my dad if it was a bad word. He said yes. I didn't use it, that is, until Christmas, when I lost a video game to my uncle. At seven, I yelled at him **** you, not meaning to. Just angry. I immediately cried, thinking I did something incredibly horrible, and went and told my mother on myself. I think my mother seeing me the way I was after saying that was right in not beating me. Instead she told me to go to bed. I didn't say the word **** again until my last year of high school. When I was eight, I learned dammit from television. Trying to be cool and old in front of my father, I set him up, and asked him a question that I new no would be the answer. I remember this part vividly. I screamed dammit, and my father then beat me with a belt. I didn't cuss at all after that until high school. My point is, all the bad language I've learned to use, none of it is from my parents. All of it is from school, friends, and other mediums. So the fact her children are swearing doesn't make her a bad parent per say, they could easily learn this language from another source.
An0nymous_ 0
sounds like they have an abusive drunk for a mother
Vitamin_C 0
You suck at raising children. Thanks for spawning yet another set of rotten brats that we will all have to deal with now.
EpicNerd 0
lol, if i said that my parents would kill me
ROLLSROYCE 0
lol I can only imagine what happens at school now, you REALLY messed up your kids go to a parenting class jesus christ...
aztec37 0
i agree with #1. that's why i'm glad i was in a private school through 5th grade.
Justineahh 0
That's great :D
_FYL_ 0
Wow that's awful! I wouldn't have thought that a 7 year old girl knows what jacking off is... I kinda agree with #263,, that it's not always the parents fault, but it must be partly because seriously, I hope you had a talk with them about that or something, and you don't ever use those words in front of them.. I agree with #183,, it's both.. the world is becoming really bad =P everyone's learning new things at younger and younger ages =P
ahhrealmonsters 0
There are just somethings that parents cannot control about their children. I'm sure if OP was a bad mother she wouldn't be posting this up on FML because she wouldn't even care if her kids say that. But parents are not the only thing that would influence the way kids behave. Maybe its their friends? Or school or possibly what they are watching on TV. There is so much a parent can do.