Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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Comments (880)
lifebarelyeffed 0
parenting fail
atty11 0
yep it's pretty much your fault
mandyreid_ 0
thats how my momma raised me, and i turned out fine ;) actually no i didnt, i swear, i drink, i smoke, i **** better keep an eye out on your kids!
AlexZB 0
nice kids
Matzaball300 0
woaaaah hope u gave them a piece of ur mind for that...
Anu_Ra 0
I would ask where they learned such nasty phrases and then ENFORCE some very EFFECTIVE discipline... They have to know they can't get away with such things. Ah the next generation.... D:
bellie 0
Even if the kids learn it in school and not at home, they clearly don't respect each other or their parents enough to not talk like that at home. I learned swear words at school and used them with my friends but knew better than to think that language would be ok at home.
wrestling49 0
y was ur daughter disturbing ur son. all guys gotta jack off sometime. FYL, wait till their teenagers
hushamushut 0
Shitty parent. Get the belt out.
rosebud_fml 0
WANK!