Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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Comments (880)
jjman1221 0
That is amazing!!! :D
frankthetank69 0
your son FTW
rachaelb07 6
Little pictures have big ears. Maybe you should take a look at yourself?
shirvon100 0
thats not bad parenting thts just funy p.s. thts also probably americas funniset home videos material
mattiscool 0
Your a pussy #262. i really doubt u never swore in highschool. and #13, go jump off a bridge that wasnt funny
Walt_1990 3
Kids are learning things at an unbelievable young age lol.
happygirl_fml 0
GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND SPEND TIME WITH YOUR KIDS. i'm completely serious. you'll regret it if you don't.
itsnikk10 0
Yea either you've created a real vulgar household or your full of it
tiggerrocks2009 0
i completely agree with #135 beating ur kids wont help in fact it can cause more underlying problems in the long run. Talking with the children and explaining why they shouldnt be saying that stuff. kids most likely learn it from friends at school or their friends homes depending on the parents i grew up with a stepdad that swears at the simplist things like hockey games. LET YOUR KIDS KNOW THAT IF YOU HEAR THEM SWEAR THERE WILL BE A GROUNDING. grounding them is more likely to work if you take the items they use the most away.
Elizabeth_495_xo 0
ok i didnt know what **** was or what it ment until a few weeks ago..... where did he learn that??