Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML
Today, I was rushing around like a lunatic trying to get my shit together and knocked on my son's door a few times. The fourth time I did it, he shouted at me to just fuck off already because he’s trying to have a wank. Oops, and TMI son, TMI. FML
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GIRAFFES 0
Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B
amyzerz 0
What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.
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iowagirl1997 0
@32 yeah me too im also 11 and public school is just :/ And kids these days...
NatalieForRizzle 0
>.< That's funny. But terribly horrible. No 7/8 year old should talk like that. If you ask me, it kinda has to do with the parents of the matter. But whatever.
XXMeowmeowmeowXX 0
You should have raised them better. But, yeah, public schools are also to blame.
cheese1756 0
YDI for raising them like that
clockworkrainbow 3
Im 16 and I dont even talk like that. Youre raising potty mouthed children.
soiree_fml 0
Your name is right--they learn that language at home.
ber254 0
I'm going to bet that they picked up that bad language from TV or school. That being said, its your responsibility to correct them. Try bars of soap, smack around a few times, or give them restrictions. No matter what, don't leave those words unchecked. Good luck!
sandra143 0
you know, parents always blame the kids, but aren't the parents the ones that teach them to be the way they are? kids are very impressionable. i'm thinking YDI. maybe now you'll be more careful how you talk around them.
tko 0
#297---why do you care at all? these aren't your kids, you don't know these people. commentors need to stop being such judgmental dickwads trying to give advice, and just appreciate the humor in the situation. thats what this site is about, not blaming someone for being a bad parent, or arguing over proper parenting techniques. stfu-shut the **** up
ssfchik17 0
that was so my brother and i 5 years ago when we were that age! were still like that so beware. id blame public schools. # 10, nice spelling. principle, wow.