Creepy

By Dummy - 10/11/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I saw an adorable girl at the bar and I went to talk to her. I decided to use my cheesiest pick up line to make her laugh. After I said it, she knew who I was. It was my cousin I hadn't seen in 8 years. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 579
You deserved it 16 012

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I like how you said "adorable" to keep people from flamin' you for thinking your cousin is hawt.

I could totally see something like this happening to me... That's what happens when you have a large family where you only see a person once every five to ten years. Definitely FYL.

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Incest: Keep it in the family and your kid might become president! Hey, it worked for Bush!

YDI for being gross. you knew who she was. you were just trying to hit that sweet cousin ass

dude, Ohio isnt NEARLY far enough South for incest to be okay.

maybe your cousin will recognize you and take it as a joke she never has to know what you you wanted to do to her

not really an FML. yeah it's a bit akward, but now you can see what you cousin has been up to and what she's been doing and hang out! so more like WIN ( kind of)

She recognized him first

Incest is overrated, I think OP should go for it

its only incest if she gets prego ;) haha and yes she recognized him first but after her realized who she was he could have played it off as a joke

YDI for not saying: those are some nice looking legs what time do they open?

I could totally see something like this happening to me... That's what happens when you have a large family where you only see a person once every five to ten years. Definitely FYL.

in some countries cousins can marry

incest is best!

Wincest.

Disgusting dick. That just proves that the only girl you can get is one within your family. Fail.

incest is best when its in the family! gross.

81 just shut up.

YDI for using "adorable."

Ah. Your cousin is SOOOO adorable! OP - Did you stick it in her pooper?

Agreed!! At first I thought it was about a little girl until I read "at the bar". o_O

kinda makes OP seem like a child molester

My love for you is like diarrhea, its explosive and I just cant control it. =). Either way your definitely a smooth criminal.

i'm normally not a fan for using pick up lines but that sir has got to be the best. if you ever use that and she goes home with you your a champ. if i use it i will make sure i reference you

that would make me have to shit like hell.

I like how you said "adorable" to keep people from flamin' you for thinking your cousin is hawt.

#6 win lol op dam son you suck at spitting game..and at youre cousin sickkk ... o w n e d. live and learn! :D

What kind of family are you from? Last time I went to a family reunion, there were cousins I hadn't seen since I was 5, and I STILL remember them. Close-knit families are ftw. :D