By KayyElOh94 - 17/10/2014 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
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cocacola999 27

The FML depends on whether the son is 5, 15 or 25...

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ELoni_fml 25

And the age of the daughter in a way, if she is 1 or 21. It's not entirely unthinkable the daughter is 21 and the son is 25. If my brother would steal my bottle of vodka I would cry.

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sweetbliss3 37

they are kids (according to another poster). streaking is what kids are really good at. doesn't mean they will grow up running around naked like an idiot.

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8born8 18

Ahhh but come their 18th birthday, bottles and a bare bum dare will have them streaking up a storm.

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shessohighh 10

OP never said her son was young.. we're all just hoping D:

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cocacola999 27

The FML depends on whether the son is 5, 15 or 25...

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christina3466 17

That's what I was thinking.

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ELoni_fml 25

And the age of the daughter in a way, if she is 1 or 21. It's not entirely unthinkable the daughter is 21 and the son is 25. If my brother would steal my bottle of vodka I would cry.

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sayyestothedress 24

We need a follow up to see if the kids are young or old

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DomiLove 26

I moderated this FML, the daughter was a few months old and the son I believe was 2. Her fiancé was suppose to be watching them but she woke up to him sleeping next to her and that.

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shay_serendipity 29

.... #31 you're kidding right? Just in case you're not: smh: shaking my head lmao: laughing my ass off

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8born8 18

phoneaddict13... for someone with that username, you don't seem to be up to code...

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TheOnlyMizLiv 22

This thing... it's called Google. Try it! :)

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Futacy 29

It's times like this when a kid needs a good 'ole spanking.

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PenguinBitch 43

Omg. Stop him before his whole head falls off!

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orbit 22

It's sad when you see them turn to the bottle at such a young age

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sarah5745 41

How old is your daughter and how old is your son?? This will determine how much of an FML this really is

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DomiLove 26

Daughter a few months and son I believe to be 2, her fiancé was suppose to be watching them but slept too.

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MidnightWolf3 12

Glad I'm not the only one who saw the original of this FML.

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llamarrama01 21

But if anyone else makes her cry, big bro will come to the rescue

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