Transportation: Today, I decided that I was going to get my front license plate...

By dm206 - 10/06/2009 17:47 - United States

Today, I decided that I was going to get my front license plate put back on my car after two years of having it off. In these two years I somehow never got pulled over for it, as it is illegal to drive without one in MD. On my way there, I got pulled over for not having a front license plate. FML

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Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2019 00:00

Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML

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kmfyr 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:10

Why did you drive without the plate for two years? o.O

myk13 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:24

Can't you put your plates on by yourself?

Comments

wowfmlife 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:04

hahaha ironic

NoNameAtAll_fml 1

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:08

I live in Maryland and u have to have two lisence plates

mfeb74 2

Tuesday 15 February 2011 21:53

yes you do

Torunn 13

Saturday 10 September 2011 15:38

Yeah...Thanks, but OP already said that...

HairyPunisher 27

Sunday 8 April 2012 2:25

OP said that. Dumbass. Oh and it's "license."

suckager 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:09

Haha wow

fireandice92 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:10

Lmao fyl

kmfyr 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:10

Why did you drive without the plate for two years? o.O

hanic101 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:11

Gottf

KumoFF7 3

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:15

YDI

DuotonedRainbow 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:16

i'm from maryland too, but live in florida. i think i might register my car as a florida one when my plate expires, so i can out a customized one on the front. =] that sucks hard core, but you know.. had that shit coming. boo. :( & #2, the OP already knew that. thats.. why they said it was illegal. and were going to go get one.