Today, I decided that I was going to get my front license plate put back on my car after two years of having it off. In these two years I somehow never got pulled over for it, as it is illegal to drive without one in MD. On my way there, I got pulled over for not having a front license plate. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got my new license plate, which is the story of my life. FML
Today, I had a rude awakening after a traffic accident the day before. I'd fled the scene to avoid having to pay hefty damage fines. I would have gotten away with it too, if my license plate hadn't fallen off and incriminated me. FML
Today, I got a $200 ticket mailed to me for drunk driving in Maryland. I have never been pulled over for drunk driving and I have never been to Maryland. FML
Today, I was pulled over and fined $100 for driving without a license, as I'd accidentally left home without my wallet. I later found my wallet wedged beside my car seat, where it had been the entire time. FML
Today, I received a notice that I'm being fined for failure to renew my Florida license. I've lived in Maryland for the last seven years and I've never had a Florida license. FML
Today, I finally went to the DMV to replace my lost license. After waiting for almost two hours, I casually rummaged through my purse. Something strange inside the lining caught my eye. It was my license. FML
Today, I took my parking permit off my car to debate a ticket that I got for not having my permit displayed. Twenty minutes later, when I got back to my car, I had another ticket on my window for not having my parking permit displayed because I was using it to disprove the first ticket. FML
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, I got pulled by a cop because I forgot to put my registration sticker on. I get nervous around authority and have nervous shakes. I ripped the registration sticker 3 times trying to put it on. The cop then gave me a ticket for "Improper Equipment". FML
Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML
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Top comments
kmfyr 0
Why did you drive without the plate for two years? o.O
myk13 0
Can't you put your plates on by yourself?
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Comments (115)
wowfmlife 0
hahaha ironic
NoNameAtAll_fml 1
I live in Maryland and u have to have two lisence plates
mfeb74 2
yes you do
Torunn 13
Yeah...Thanks, but OP already said that...
HairyPunisher 27
OP said that. Dumbass. Oh and it's "license."
suckager 0
Haha wow
fireandice92 0
Lmao fyl
kmfyr 0
Why did you drive without the plate for two years? o.O
hanic101 0
Gottf
KumoFF7 3
YDI
DuotonedRainbow 0
i'm from maryland too, but live in florida. i think i might register my car as a florida one when my plate expires, so i can out a customized one on the front. =] that sucks hard core, but you know.. had that shit coming. boo. :( & #2, the OP already knew that. thats.. why they said it was illegal. and were going to go get one.
cheerbabe3254 4
Hey I live in Florida too and you only need a back license plate
randome101 12
He knows that, that's why he is putting a customized one
codaic1549 0
Ironic :)
yaintime21 0
Quite the procrastinator. That sucks but still... YDI.