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Today, my 9-year-old son decided honesty is the best policy and to never lie again. And by that, I mean he's decided to go ahead and blurt out every mean comment he can think of. In one school day, he made 6 kids cry, was punched by 4 other kids, was reprimanded by 3 teachers, and was uninvited to a birthday party. FML
Looks like you’re raising Reese from Malcolm in the Middle.
Society would come to a screeching halt if we all spoke the whole truth all of the time. Your son just contributed more data to the validity of that idea.