Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Thinning
Today, I've lost so much weight from depression that I don't fit into women's clothing anymore. There's nothing like trying to find dress pants in the kids section. FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
XXXL
Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, I told my husband I want to lose the baby weight I put on with my recent pregnancy, and once I succeed I will go on a clothes shopping spree. To this he remarked, "So either way I'm spending money; either on food or on clothes." FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
Today, I had to decide between buying medicine and buying food. FML
Top comments
xbrit551 13
If you end up losing weight, are you gonna make yourself fat because you can't afford clothes too?:p
brewmasterg 34
Hit two birds with one stone, buy less food and buy yourself some clothes.
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Comments (195)
zenrael 21
Who cares? Ydi!
teyyoshi 19
no picture you say a JB
ganjaone 2
Jump off a building. Problem solved
laden_swallow09 35
Sounds like a personal problem to me, 50; using a permanent solution to correct a temporary problem.
lucik4690 9
Just started mine too, 3lbs in 3 days. GOOD LUCK
Skymone 6
You should do it regardless... Staying healthy is always good.
parrjj91 0
More fabric = cost more
Pelreskovich 11
Can't afford or they don't make them? There is a difference.. Diets are simple, water and bread. Good luck!
mmjluvi 1
You don't get proper nutrients you need from water and bread there's a lot more to dieting than skinny people can understand nd b4 yu decide to attack my weight I'm 8 months pregnant so don't even go there
laden_swallow09 35
Y'know… "eating for two" only means an additional 300 calories, right?
coried91 28
#70 women get cravings during pregnancy and sometimes can't control the urge to indulge. If you're a guy then stfu because you won't ever know what pregnancy is like. Not even witnessing it will enlighten you. If you're a chick then I feel bad for you if you're this simpleminded about it. Not everyone can look like a freaking Hollywood celebrity!
Pelreskovich 11
Never said you did get proper nutrients from them, but you would indeed lose weight. I don't "attack" people, so stop being so paranoid, you're the one attacking people's comments..
AmbrosiaWriter 17
A bread and water diet is a TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE idea. It was actually used as punishment. You should research these things before you just go off offering them as advice and "solutions." A bread and water diet has a LOT of negative physical and mental effects, so please, don't suggest it as a good way to lose weight, as it isn't.
Pelreskovich 11
Ambrosia, you need to stop taking everything I say so literally, and implying that I don't know anything and need to research before I post. It's not a serious suggestion, any intelligent person would know that is not a good decision to make. I could care less what you think of me and how intelligent you think I am.
Duros1123 6
Why is it so taboo to call a woman who is pregnant fat? I get that you get cravings,but justifying unhealthy eating because your pregnant, is stupid. Human beings get cravings every day, men and women. Sitting around for nine months and eating everything you crave is not healthy, pregnant or not.
Iknoweverything 29
Ambriosia, if anyone is stupid enough to take advice from this website without researching themselves, they deserve the consequences. Most people on here do not give serious advice. Chill. And 67, seriously? Nobody cares that you're pregnant. And I'm pretty sure nobody cares how much you weigh. The only reason people are attacking others weights is because they're making asinine comments and get easily upset by the response. GROW UP. You're about to have a baby.
Bad_wittle_wabbi 3
Amen And that's why we have the problems that we have now. Society is always looking at Hollywood as the perfect example of what they want their body to look like. I'm guilty as that as well but I'm also a little more realistic.
Michael_92 20
However did you know driving less saves money? Hmmm?
Okayitwasme 0
Well start exercising! Go mall walking! Remove the junk food out of your house. Watch the biggest loser! Go for it OP! It's not hard. Set your mind to it!
disney_blonde 16
You can save money by eating less too!