Voltron
United States
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
FML
United States
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Anonymous
Greenville, United States
Thinning
Today, I've lost so much weight from depression that I don't fit into women's clothing anymore. There's nothing like trying to find dress pants in the kids section. FML
Fluffyman
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
ardenm
United States
XXXL
Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML
shouldbehappyiguess
Saint Cloud, United States
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I told my husband I want to lose the baby weight I put on with my recent pregnancy, and once I succeed I will go on a clothes shopping spree. To this he remarked, "So either way I'm spending money; either on food or on clothes." FML
nick
United Kingdom
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
ihateithere
Today, I had to decide between buying medicine and buying food. FML
Top comments
xbrit551 13
If you end up losing weight, are you gonna make yourself fat because you can't afford clothes too?:p
brewmasterg 34
Hit two birds with one stone, buy less food and buy yourself some clothes.
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Comments (195)
GoW_Chick 15
No more Big Macs for you OP, hey at least being a little broke gave you the motivation to get healthy, or you could buy your clothes at a thrift store, your choice.
itztrouble94 1
dat sucks...atleast u got motivation to lose weight ( no offense)..be healthy :) lol
Okayitwasme 0
Your comment reminds me of a 2 year old! Or an old guy with a speech impediment. Must be from the south.
ladyLALAA 29
Anorexia is phat!!!
JesteR1204 0
All the retards are from brisbane tonight...
ladyLALAA 29
Waaah, I am so hurt. Going to go and cry now!
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Not sure if trolling...or just stupid.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Read her other comments, you should then be able to tell.
ladyLALAA 29
Oh no, the fml kids are judging me, I care so much!
ladyLALAA 29
Waaah moderated, crying now!
perdix 31
Join a nudist colony. I'm sure there are chubby chasers and plumpa humpas who are too lazy to imagine you naked, so they'd like to see you in the altogether!
Michael_92 20
What if she's rejected? That could hurt worse. Haha
lost_ginger 7
stop buying Mcdonalds everyday and eat a damn salad.
GoW_Chick 15
You can get salads at McDonalds
lost_ginger 7
not healthy ones,
lost_ginger 7
Lol my mom used to work there trust me I know lol
KaoriStarr 3
I used to work at mcdonalds. Some stuff is decent if you modify it a bit. Such as grilled chicken sandwich with no mayonnaise/ranch. ^_^
Michael_92 20
Eating at McDonalds is like asking to gain weight and die young...don't matter what you inhale there it will get to you eventually.
XxHoPPoxX 8
Your mum worked at mcdonalds FYL
sham_roxx 0
I eat mcdonalds all the time and I'm skinny! don't hate on micky Ds ?
ckhid_fml 0
bro thats just sad
yahoowizard 16
Watch out, we got ourselves an economist here
wironandine 8
Owned
Aliette_fml 0
Good luck! :) one of my best friends is doing the same thing, I hope it works for you :)
naddification 7
I commiserate. All the best, OP!