Voltron
United States
Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
FML
United States
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Anonymous
Greenville, United States
Thinning
Today, I've lost so much weight from depression that I don't fit into women's clothing anymore. There's nothing like trying to find dress pants in the kids section. FML
Fluffyman
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
ardenm
United States
XXXL
Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML
shouldbehappyiguess
Saint Cloud, United States
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I told my husband I want to lose the baby weight I put on with my recent pregnancy, and once I succeed I will go on a clothes shopping spree. To this he remarked, "So either way I'm spending money; either on food or on clothes." FML
nick
United Kingdom
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
ihateithere
Today, I had to decide between buying medicine and buying food. FML
Top comments
xbrit551 13
If you end up losing weight, are you gonna make yourself fat because you can't afford clothes too?:p
brewmasterg 34
Hit two birds with one stone, buy less food and buy yourself some clothes.
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Comments (195)
ultra_notorious 26
good news in a way - instead of having to look for motivation, motivation found you
khaya 9
If you want to be fat you should have the means to support that life choice.
blair_x 12
Well, diet = less food, small quantities, so you'll save money, too!
carolynn2007 0
hey just look at it this way, you'll be saving on food too!!
Bekeliyr 10
Am I not surprised you live in the US?
ukrage 1
Today I'm fat and poor
huey211 1
well....atleasr u can go on a commercial for using "slimquick" :D thts a plus
insanelyXnikki 18
Well, multitasking ftw
myFMLname 8
That's all kinds of fails
BrimfullOfAsher 20
Who cares what the reason is, good luck with the diet. I look forward to reading your post in a few months from now that reads "Good news: I finally the weight that I wanted to lose. The bad news is that I can't afford new clothes. FML"