Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
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XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Thinning
Today, I've lost so much weight from depression that I don't fit into women's clothing anymore. There's nothing like trying to find dress pants in the kids section. FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
XXXL
Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, I told my husband I want to lose the baby weight I put on with my recent pregnancy, and once I succeed I will go on a clothes shopping spree. To this he remarked, "So either way I'm spending money; either on food or on clothes." FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
Today, I had to decide between buying medicine and buying food. FML
Top comments
xbrit551 13
If you end up losing weight, are you gonna make yourself fat because you can't afford clothes too?:p
brewmasterg 34
Hit two birds with one stone, buy less food and buy yourself some clothes.
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Comments (195)
Dcm210 19
eat less save money.
Torva_fml 16
Nope, but I did learn that you guys are... Well, retarded.
fiz1kaL 6
It's sad to realize it this way, but it's for your own good. Exercise more and eat healthier choices
CO_Dorvanski 5
So you can spend enough money on food to be fat but you can't afford clothes? Hmm...
AmbrosiaWriter 17
In case you didn't notice, oh Arrogant One, unhealthy, very fatty food is typically much less expensive than the healthy stuff. Being fat doesn't always depend on HOW MUCH you're putting in your body, but how many CALORIES, and how much fat the food contains.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Going on a diet really isn't that bad. Healthy food can still be delicious-- going on a diet doesn't mean eating pieces of plain lettuce. I bet you'll find that you start feeling a lot better after making healthy eating and exercising choices. I personally always feel lethargic after eating fattening and greasy food.
sarahbear430 0
Been there
smh98 0
Well its a great motivator aha
st3lios89 0
U dont have to go on a diet because of ur clothes. U have to because ur broke... Thats y u cant afford any new clothes and thats y eventually u will hav to go on a food strike.
MissMandy21 8
Where does it say that the OP is fat? maybe she is actually a pretty healthy/average weight and only gained like 10 lbs. I am in the same boat as her. I am 4'11" tall and I gained 10 lbs. Because of my height that means I went up a couple clothing sizes, and like the OP, I can't afford to buy new clothes either
Tdevonner 0
Good point...if op was actually morbidly obese diet wouldnt be an option, theyd choose nudity lol
marissamay25 3
It will probably cost you more money on a diet if you do it correctly, clothes and food are both exspinsive as hell. :/