Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years confessed to cheating on me during my recent business trip. Moreover, she doesn't want to cut off contact with the other guy, because she's afraid of hurting HIS feelings. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Today, after many attempts at getting my girlfriend to ride the bus to see me rather than taking Uber, she finally did. She ended up meeting a man who convinced her that she should break up with me. She listened. FML
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RandomMishaps 14
I'd buy the ticket, but it would be out of town one-way.
Shan2510 14
i dont like saying ending relationships is the best way but in this case you'll be better off without her.
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RandomMishaps 14
I'd buy the ticket, but it would be out of town one-way.
martin8337 36
I wouldn't have bought her a bus ticket . I would have kicked her ass to the curb and be done with that cheating bitch.
xx000o 27
Buy the bitch a one way non stop ticket to Barrow Alaska, then give her a smile and happy wave as the bus leaves the station.
Koalax3 18
Yeah I seriously hope he means ex girlfriend. One way ticket out of his life
websraaa 6
**** her right in the pussy
okaydisarray 17
22...as someone who has done something as terrible as cheating on a partner, I can say that the saying, "once a cheater, always a cheater," is false. People make mistakes and have lapses in judgement, but we are very capable of learning from them. I have. I felt so sick about what I did and am still punishing myself 8 years later. Don't misunderstand me, I think that this girl is definitely an idiot for assuming he will forgive her or that she could remain friends with the other guy, and he would most certainly be better off without her.
Brandi_Faith 34
47, I agree with you that "once a cheater, always a cheater" isn't always true. I personally believe that people can change. Unfortunately, this saying is probably true for a lot of cheaters, but definitely not all.
letmehavemytea 21
It's true for enough cheaters. How is someone supposed to trust someone who broke their partner's trust willingly? Idk it might just be me, but I'll always think of cheaters as scum.
killerdana 19
I cheated on my boyfriend in highschool out of revenge. I made out with someone else. The next day I told him we needed to talk. He was unapologetic about what he did so I broke up with him and didn't tell him what I did. It was immature and idiotic of me and I still regret it but I tell any guy I date about it and if they think a relationship with me is too risky I dont blame them. I've never cheated since
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
I honestly don't know whether to like or dislike that comment
Shan2510 14
i dont like saying ending relationships is the best way but in this case you'll be better off without her.
xx000o 27
He already is without her, the bitch is just trying to get some goodbye money out of him.
orbit 22
She is the type of person who sucks dick for bus fare then walks home...
USA1776 15
You better kick her ass to the Curb op
enginsteve 17
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I think I dated her once myself! Grrrr! Kick that to the curb!
thevelociraptor 31
*someone with a similar personality
gabcham 5
Bro i know how you feel, girl did the same thing to me, if you have it in you to forgive her do it. But if you dont, life's to short to be un-happy. If you do find it in you to forgive her, completely let it go, dont hold it over her head like i did.. It crushed my relationship because of that. Heart goes out to you
silencebabyy 23
He could also forgive her withoug taking her back.
sayyestothedress 24
#34 true
Mauskau 36
You don't just accidentally cheat on someone, if you've done it once then you're clearly not that dedicated to your partner, and why should anyone forgive you for stomping on their emotions? I could never forgive a cheater, my first bf had 3 other girlfriends at the same time and as I was long distance I couldn't keep tabs on it.
WILBUSCUS 6
Let it go! Let it go! I can't hold it back anymore!
sayyestothedress 24
#48 shut up!
travisrwr 8
life is too short so be with someone who is going to value you and appreciate you. **** cheaters.
joechef99 17
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I'm playing the worlds smallest violin right now for her.... Can't hear it? Didn't think so!
laden_swallow09 35
You're a piece of shit.
Paultheouctopus 13
How can someone (his girlfriend) be that dumb?
JJ_V3N0M 19
Don't worry man. I'm gonna use my own bus fare money and find you to give you a big ass bro hug. You need it.
hellowisaid 15
I'll join you as an awkward third wheel hugger
I'madumbass 19
Four person hug anyone? ???
im_a_black_guy 10
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Well at least she's asking for forgiveness that's something
foxwasalamb 24
a genuine sorry is hard to come by. shes not sorry she did it, only that she got caught
shutupshane12 12
Hey I cheated on you, but I'm so sorry, I was thinking about you the whole time
cheshireau 26
Use the fare to take the bus far away from her.