Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes... - FML

By Fluffyman - 10/08/2019 04:00

Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML

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psychgirl123 15

Saturday 10 August 2019 13:39

I think OP means that the clothes they own and wear that were originally too small for them, are now fitting because they’ve stretched them enough. OP thought that they’ve lost enough weight to fit into smaller clothes again

The~Obsessioner 2

Tuesday 13 August 2019 1:19

Same

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irenke 14

Saturday 10 August 2019 5:58

?! Had you lost weight, they’d be loose anyway..

psychgirl123 15

Saturday 10 August 2019 13:39

I think OP means that the clothes they own and wear that were originally too small for them, are now fitting because they’ve stretched them enough. OP thought that they’ve lost enough weight to fit into smaller clothes again

The~Obsessioner 2

Tuesday 13 August 2019 1:19

Same

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