Close, but no cigar

By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 22:00 - United States - Athens

Today, my boyfriend tried to compliment my date-night attire. His brain couldn't decide between, "So pretty" and, "You're the shit," so his mouth decided, "You're so shitty" would suffice. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 810
You deserved it 265

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Oh dear, he tried! Laugh about that, relax and give him a little hell ;)

I feel shitty Oh, so shitty. I feel shitty and witty and gay... Yep, we need to do a West Side Story reboot.

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Oh dear, he tried! Laugh about that, relax and give him a little hell ;)

I feel shitty Oh, so shitty. I feel shitty and witty and gay... Yep, we need to do a West Side Story reboot.

That made me think of Anger Management lol

pins91 27

Cute!

So beautiful you got him tongue tied. Adorable!

You should have replied, "Oh really? Thank you! You're shitty too!

at least you understood.

I once read a comic strip in which a boy hands his girlfriend a love note that she angrily throws back in his face and walks off. Confused, he calls after her, "Angel face!" and she stops, turns around, and gives him a hug. She realizes he had spelled it "angle face".

10 for attempt, 0 for implementation - 10+0=10 - he's a tenner, worth keeping!💕

so you know he just made a mistake. that he didnt mean it. not sure why you're upset.

When I was in the nervous phase with a huge crush on my now boyfriend he had a new hat and I told him that it was awful. I meant “awesome” and “cool” at the same time. (Yeah, I tried to bust out a “that’s cool”. I’m really less nervous with him going on 3 yrs but I still get butterflies when I’m with him. Lol