By FML - 30/08/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I had to buy another pair of 'fat jeans', because my old 'fat jeans' became my new 'skinny jeans'. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 241
You deserved it 58 891

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Take control. Eat healthier. Be more active. You can do it!

So, you've gained a ton of weight. What do you do? Log onto the computer! Best solution ever award.

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Wow, just... wow.

you deserve it fucking work out drop the hot dogs ....your life isn't too bad

agree with #47. It's your own damn fault for letting yourself get so fat. If you care, do something about it instead of sitting at a computer complaining to the internet.

yeah, i don't understand; are we supposed to feel bad for her because she can't control herself? the MOMENT i realize i have gained a pound, i cut back on eating and exercise like fuck. there is no excuse for gaining any more than a few pounds. self discipline. YDI.

@86, that doesn't mean it's her account. If you submit an FML without an account you can make up any nickname.

agreed. Don't bitch to the internet about it. If you dont want to keep buying new jeans go to a gym or some sort of weight loss center and exercietill your able to fit into regular size. If its oe thing i hate its people who bitch to the internet about their weight issues when you solve it by not being lazy.

You know what? Not everyone is in the circumstances to where they can lose the weight they've gained. I have a chronic illness, and when I first first diagnosed, I was in a really bad flare up. One of the remedies was to take a steroid called prednisone. I gained fifty pounds while on it, which is a side affect of the drug, and I was so sick that I could hardly exercise, but the little bit I would try to do, did nothing for the weight gain. It wasn't until I got better, and my condition went into remission, that I was able to lose the weight back. Yet, while I was fifty pound heavier, I knew that people would judge me, and assume I was just some lazy fat ass. So why don't you think about the circumstances first, before you go off on this person? You don't know anything about this person, or their life. When I gained the weight, and had to buy new clothes, it was a big FML and I couldn't do anything about it, and it could be the same for then.

74, YDI for being that stupid about your weight. OP is stupid too, but jesus "OH MY GOD A POUND!? OH MY FUCKING GOD NO MY LIFE IS OVER!" - seriously? It's just one pound... You sound awfully conceited. Anyway, agreed with genius. @98: Somehow, I doubt this is OP's case. You know how rarely that kind of situation occurs?

honestly, it just sounds like some skinny girl with self esteem issues who went from one size to one size bigger both of which she thought were big. i'm really doubting the OP is legitimately fat

Oh, 104, you have a good point, you know. I didn't even think about that. If that's the case, OP, you're stupid.

wtf, i never said my life was over if i gained a pound. i said the moment you HAVE gained a pound or two, you should start exercising more and change your diet so the cycle doesn't continue. i'm not fucking conceited because i don't want to look like a whale. also, as someone else said, those medical situations rarely happen, and it's still not an excuse. my mother has a major thyroid problem, and even she managed to lose weight :/. if you can hardly exercise, fine, but then you need to eat a lot less.

A pound or two is nothing to freak out over, and you obviously do if you think it needs to be exterminated immediately. I don't think I know anyone who stays at one weight or even tries to. People naturally deviate through a range. For example, I usually am between 115-120 lbs. Have been for the last few years. Sometimes I duck under, sometimes I peek over, but oh well that's life. I agree though that if you exercise less, or can't as much as you used to, you need to adjust your diet accordingly. Your vitamin/calorie/etc needs decrease since you don't utilize them, so there's no need in consuming the same amount.

Like that you're giving helpful information, but it actually takes 3,500 calories to gain a pound.

If you don't eat for 24 hours, you lose one pound? That's crazy.

i was talking about going a pound or two over your weight range. of course people's weight goes up and down a little; you probably weigh a few more pounds at night than in the morning. i didn't feel the need to mention that because i believed it was obvious common knowledge. i am talking about going a pound or two above that, and anyone that knows their body should be able to recognize that they have gained two pounds or whatever.

i agree. its really not that hard to stay skinny or atleast average. =) atleast for me. sorry fat bitches, you deserve it! =) i guess i would be jealous if i couldnt fit into threes anymore.

HEY YOU COW! MOOOOOOOOOO! And fuck you for good measure.

All of you need to chill out, and stop being so hypocritical with the quit bitching on the internet thing. Half of ya'll are bitching about this fml right now.

you skinny cunt :) even I'M jealous and i'm not fat. I'm sure the OP wants to kill herself now. how insensitive of you :)

#98: You can't gain 50 pounds if you don't eat 50 pounds of food. A thyroid problem is no excuse. You can get every nutrient you need while consuming minimal amounts of fat. And if you're retaining fat, that just means you can get away with eating less of it. Life might be harder, yes, but that should just encourage you to try harder. The only exception are the extremely rare conditions whose treatments require you to consume excessive amounts of fat, protein, and sugar. But I think the OP would have mentioned that.

Most of the people on this site screaming "FATTY FATTY PUT THE FORK DOWN" are actually over weight themselves. Really easy to bash someone for your own problem over the Internet.

You're fucking retarted don't you think the OP would have mentioned that.OP eat less excercise or you can be a fat ass and do nothing

I agree that people ought to do something about their weight. People saying there is nothing wrong with gaining a few pounds....well that's obviously how people become fat...not worrying over a few pounds and it happens over and over. I'm 5'2 and 100lbs, so I'm petite, but if I started gaining weight rapidly, I'd do something about it....

If you worry about every single fucking little pound you gain and/or lose, then you are a miserable, shallow person. Just saying. A few pounds does not matter, does not mean "you're letting yourself go," and does not mean it'll just keep happening until you are fat. As I said before, people naturally deviate through a range.

Um, excuse me, what if someone has a chronic eating disorder like compulsive overeating or just /cannot/ lose weight?

Wow, you're really condescending.

yup. YDI for not eating properly

I agree with 98. My mom was overweight and she honestly ate more healthy than anyone I know and she ate correct serving sizes, but she had a genetic tendency towards being overweight so it was difficult for her to lose weight. She also had extremely bad arthritis so just walking put her in great pain, let alone excercising a lot (although she did regularly walk the dog despite her pain, but that didn't help). I know OP may not be like that, and if she isn't she should try and fix her problems, but there is a chance she has similar problems. You should know all the facts before you start judging.

4'8 68 lbs

LMAO! but really, that blows. FYL.

obvious skinnyfag its NOT that easy. shut up.

I know it's not that easy [ I used to be fat before ] but she still can do it instead of complaining about it all the time.

Lol. Skinnyfag. Now people are making fun of people for being skinny? Have a better diet (not go on a diet, those are two different things), and daily exercise. That will help you lose weight. Because bitching about it doesn't burn enough calories.

stop. being. mean.

Being mean to fat people is the only way they will learn.

You assume she complains about it all the time?

It's a fat person trend. "I wish somebody would do something about how fat I am."

Actually, 14, I think being pissed off DOES burn calories! Not quite enough, though.

#23 and #55 win the thread.

Take control. Eat healthier. Be more active. You can do it!

maybe they shrunk in the wash?

Yeah, cuz going from a double 0 to a 0 is sooo terrible. ;P

and exactly how do you know what her sizes are?

......... I don't fucking get this FML. How come the OP bought another pair of fat jeans if they were are now skinny jeans? O_O

She was saying on how she grew sizes and now her old fat jeans are too small to be fat jeans, so now she got fatter jeans.

I think she means she had to get a new size for "fat jeans" taylor. =) BTW, your comments are funny ^.^

she just means she went up sizes. but why would anyone want fat jeans?

I think you're about as smart as OP is thin...

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lmaoo... r u that desperate?