Today, my boyfriend asked me if I’d feel comfortable pegging him. I had no idea what that meant, so I had to look it up. I tried to keep an open mind but it was just too far outside my comfort zone. Now he’s sulking and complaining about me being a prude. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, but when I told him anal takes prep, like stretching and lubing, and you can’t just jam a knob up there like in a porno, he lost all interest, asked for a blowjob, and when I said no, he started sulking. I struggle to remember why I’m with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to have phone sex with him. However, it seems he doesn't quite know what it is, so now he wants me to explain it to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend thinks he’s having a sexuality crisis because I convinced him to let me stick a finger up his rear-end and he orgasmed so hard that now he’s worried he might be gay without knowing it. I love him, but God he’s hard work sometimes. FML
Today, as my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I asked him if he was going to fuck my brains out and make me his dumb little cock sleeve. He said, "That's kind of degrading, isn't it?" Instant mood kill. Never date a man who can't talk dirty. FML
Today, I made the mistake of telling my boyfriend that I once fooled around innocently with another girl. He’s now trying to force me to "explore my bisexuality". Not because he thinks it’s a healthy expression, but he thinks it’s "hot" and wants to set up threesomes. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I had any kinks, so I told him all about them. He was actually mad because I didn't have the same 'sexy kinks' the girls in porn have. FML
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lilacgold 16
He asked if you'd be comfortable. You said no. He really should have anticipated that as a possibility... FYL for having a boyfriend whose thoughts on consent seem to be "ask... and if they say no, they're a prude."
txangul 15
Being unwilling to do that does not make you a prude. Perhaps, there is another way to fulfill his fantasy in that area. If you are unwilling to explore those options, then you are a prude.
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txangul 15
Being unwilling to do that does not make you a prude. Perhaps, there is another way to fulfill his fantasy in that area. If you are unwilling to explore those options, then you are a prude.
RichardPencil 32
Move on, he's gay. Sorry you had to find out that way. Don't give him a blumpkin.
lilacgold 16
A man can enjoy anal play without being gay. Besides anything else, even if it DID indicate attraction to men (which it absolutely doesn't), people can be attracted to more than one gender. That's kinda like saying women who enjoy getting oral are lesbians because that's one of the ways lesbians have sex.
RichardPencil 32
Anything is possible, but I'm thinking once he gets a toy up his butt, he'll soon want the real deal.
theyellowgoose 3
yeah, that's not how it works... talking from experience here. do some reading. open your mind a bit.
Ambrily 27
Is that how it went for you?
ptsdsucks 18
that's not how any of that works. please educate yourself before you continue making yourself sound even more ignorant
katsmaow 6
Pansexuality and bisexuality are a thing, ya know. My husband is really into pegging, and I genuinely enjoy doing it for him. We're both a little gay, and that's totally fine. We've been happy together for going on 7 years.
lilacgold 16
He asked if you'd be comfortable. You said no. He really should have anticipated that as a possibility... FYL for having a boyfriend whose thoughts on consent seem to be "ask... and if they say no, they're a prude."
theyellowgoose 3
peg the poor man. that's like him saying he doesn't feel comfortable going down on you. that's where their fun spot is lol. you could use a figure instead of full on pegging him. there are other toys too
Ambrily 27
If he didn't feel comfortable going down on her, he'd have the same right to refuse to do it and she should accept it.
Tim Vargonian 4
Yeah, it's time to leave that "man"
ptsdsucks 18
not sure why man is in quotations. unless you're so ignorant and closed-minded that you don't think someone can enjoy things that you don't
ForeverJasmine 26
My boyfriend had.. yes had that same fetish. It was very very weird to me at first but I slowly warmed up to the idea after like 4 or 5 months I did try with him(just fingers) and he has decided that he doesn’t want that anymore lol
Jonkbaby 23
fyl, its okay to not want to do that, kudos to you for considering it, and for your name lol
DarkAngelsBlade 25
I mean, you’re not a prude and he’s being manipulative. Though I do wonder what the out of comfort is, only cause it’s wearing a strap on and humping lol. But you totally have that right and it sucks he’s manipulative and childish.