Today, I had to decide between buying medicine and buying food.... - FML

By ihateithere - 25/03/2019 20:00

Today, I had to decide between buying medicine and buying food. FML

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You deserved it 210

Compromises

But there's panic on the streets of Carlisle

Quite the journey

By Titanic - 07/12/2008 08:46 - France

Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML

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You deserved it 5 109

I should?

By potatoehead178 - 28/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Fairfield

Today, while I finished my business with my girlfriend, she asked if I used Viagra. I replied, "No I never use Viagra." She responded with, "You should." FML

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You deserved it 376

By Sadfaic - 23/01/2012 02:59 - United States

Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 527

You deserved it 2 123

By sammsamm56 - 16/01/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my over protective brother is going to move in with me when he gets out of jail. My chances of ever being in a relationship are now next to zero. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 334

You deserved it 4 638

By atalose - 06/03/2017 07:00 - United States - North Las Vegas

Today, my college professor said that anyone who misses the final next week automatically fails, "even if their grandmother died." My grandmother, the woman who raised me, died last night and her funeral is next week. Same day as the final. Across the country. FML

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You deserved it 358

By deee21 - 24/09/2011 08:23 - Australia

Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML

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You deserved it 35 628

Family matters

By Anonymous - 03/10/2020 16:56

Today, I was told by step-dad, who I live with, that my mom "hates my guts" while smiling so big, because he got a call from her. He's so desperate for her to come back that all the lying, cheating, manipulation, and emotional abuse doesn't push him away. She's a tornado. FML

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You deserved it 73

Classic Dave

By not the mama - 24/10/2020 02:01 - United States - Hesperia

Today, after years of trying, I got the wonderful news that my husband is going to be a father. Too bad I’m not the mother. FML

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You deserved it 70

By JoLaFritte - 07/11/2008 10:10 - France

Today, thinking that I’m alone at work, I start rummaging through my nose trying to find something interesting. It’s only after about a minute that I notice that my boss is looking straight at me. FML

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You deserved it 50 328

By alynn - 29/05/2009 13:59 - United States

Today, I moved out of my apartment and thought it would be nice to leave the roll of toilet paper in the bathroom for the next tenant. I later got a notice from the management that I was being charged $50 for leaving behind "personal items." FML

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You deserved it 7 979

By Sleepless in Juneau - 26/11/2018 19:00 - United States - Fairbanks

Today, my housemate's cat began meowing at 2:15am. After about 10 minutes of continuous caterwauling, it finally shut up. Almost immediately afterwards, a car with thumping bass music pulled up to idle in the street right outside my window. FML

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You deserved it 209

Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML

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You deserved it 125

By Anonymous - 19/06/2012 03:33 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML

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You deserved it 4 597

By anonymous - 16/11/2010 22:43 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML

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You deserved it 11 590

By Anonymous - 30/12/2013 03:52 - United States

Today, I ran for the first time in ages when I saw my bus coming. My loose shoe went flying into a shop doorway, and I tripped into the gutter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 097

You deserved it 6 655

By Anonymous - 05/01/2011 20:22 - United States

Today, I returned to work after celebrating the New Year in Mexico. I wasn't feeling well, but didn't want to call in sick after already taking a vacation. Now I'm at work with diarrhea, and trotting to the bathroom every 30 minutes. My commute home usually takes around an hour. FML

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You deserved it 5 781

Disappearing act

By BrokeAfnow - 02/05/2021 02:01

Today, it was my son’s birthday. I took him out to a eat and wanted to surprise him with a new iPhone. I handed the waitress the iPhone and asked her to bring it out with the cake I brought. The cake comes out, without the iPhone. The waitress said she doesn’t know what I’m talking about. FML

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You deserved it 1 156

Stop talking, stop talking now

By Username - 17/07/2011 15:21 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML

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You deserved it 4 833

Cart Narcs will get ya!

By May - 10/01/2021 20:01

Today, my dad forced me to leave my empty shopping cart in the middle of a store, rather than return it to the corral. My dad’s word is law, and all I can think about is how much of an asshole I am. FML

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You deserved it 176

By back to cock-hunting - 15/11/2014 19:58 - Canada - Burnaby

Today, on our second date, the unemployed guy I'm seeing tried to convince me to open a joint bank account in our name. FML

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You deserved it 5 000

Stealth bomb

By gassy - 03/03/2021 21:01 - Australia - Morwell

Today, my boyfriend and I were setting up a desktop PC we'd bought second-hand. In the middle of this, he stopped, frowning, sniffed the air a few times and said we'd better give it a good dust, because it smelt like burning. I'd just farted. FML

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You deserved it 840

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, I brought a friend who I have loved for years out to a nice restaurant for dinner. I ordered an expensive bottle of wine, and poured each of us a glass. As I was about to tell her I loved her, she raised her glass for a toast and said "A toast to friendship!" FML

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You deserved it 7 775

By Reno - 15/04/2013 16:25 - United States - Reno

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 607

You deserved it 8 940

By sagecamreyyy - 06/11/2018 15:30

Today, three days after my "friend" tried to cut all my hair off while I was asleep, she tried to poison me with a random chemical that was under my sink. She then told me she wanted me dead because I touched her senpai. Her senpai is my brother. FML

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You deserved it 245

By NoBasement4U - 26/11/2015 20:24 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML

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You deserved it 2 118

This is terrible!

By Baddad - 24/11/2019 20:00

Today, as I stepped out the door and heard it lock behind me, I realized I had forgotten both my keys and my baby inside. There's no other way in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 976

You deserved it 1 056

By Pinkie - 06/08/2011 21:06 - United States

Today, I had to announce to the whole house that I was going the bathroom, because the lock on the door is broken. Before I had the chance to wipe, my dad loudly burst through the door, stark bollock naked, to take a shower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 737

You deserved it 2 601

By Backtoschool - 28/08/2018 15:00

Today, while preparing to move into my dorm, I received two e-mails from the campus police. The first stated that there had been 76 overdoses from a synthetic drug reported around campus this week and the second said there had been a stabbing on campus this morning. Happy back to school to me. FML

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You deserved it 148

By Emily 1992 - 13/06/2019 07:00 - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, and for the past 3 days, I've had a massive migraine. It finally went away while I was at work, thanks to my nose bleeding all over the place. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 730

You deserved it 106

No chance

By Anonymous - 21/02/2020 14:00

Today, my girlfriend of two years called me over late at night. I got excited, assuming she finally wanted sex. No, she just wanted me to make her mac and cheese and talk to her because she was ‘restless’. FML

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You deserved it 861

By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 00:32 - United States

Spicy

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML

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You deserved it 4 568

Make it stop

By Anonymous - 10/01/2016 13:17 - United States - Waldorf

Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors. They have a four-month-old child and appear to be firm believers in the "let them cry it out" philosophy. The baby's room is right above mine. A few days of trying to sleep through this shit and I'll look like a Walking Dead extra. FML

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You deserved it 1 559

By DFR - 09/06/2010 13:05 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML

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You deserved it 23 653

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 08:39 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me that I appear to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML

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You deserved it 8 567

By Anonymous - 09/06/2010 04:41 - United States

Today, I wanted to impress my girlfriend with a cool fire breathing trick I learned online, and ended up burning half her room. FML

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You deserved it 64 139

By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I swapped a shift so I didn't have to work on new year's eve. An hour later I realized I didn't have anyone to spend it with. I swapped it back. I'll be ringing in the new year with my boss. FML

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You deserved it 4 408

By dank meme - 11/02/2017 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML

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You deserved it 3 888

By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 12:00

Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML

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You deserved it 251

By winnerwinner - 02/05/2012 15:46 - United States

Spicy

Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML

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You deserved it 6 820

By Anonymous - 15/01/2010 12:53 - United States

Today, I found out that my anxiety disorder has escalated to where I now scratch and pick at my face while asleep. Now I get to sleep with oven mitts taped to my hands. FML

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You deserved it 3 095

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Monday 25 March 2019 21:11

I would bet OP lives in the U.S.

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Monday 25 March 2019 20:13

Pardon my French, but what kind of shithole country do you live in? That shouldn't be an option, if your country cared about its citizens!

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Monday 25 March 2019 20:09

:-( I'm so sorry... have you looked at the food bank?

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Monday 25 March 2019 20:13

Pardon my French, but what kind of shithole country do you live in? That shouldn't be an option, if your country cared about its citizens!

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Tuesday 26 March 2019 4:48

I'm guessing a shithole country whose illegitimate president calls other countries shitholes.

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Monday 25 March 2019 20:45

Sooo, drugs win again?

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Monday 25 March 2019 20:52

Who the fuck says YDI to this?? That's low!! That's fucking low!

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Tuesday 26 March 2019 0:26

Those that voted YDI probably have the mindset that it's /their/ fault that they're in such a shitty situation, so they tend no to feel sympathetic. But no matter the circumstance ("deserved" or not), no one should have to make that choice.

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Tuesday 26 March 2019 1:45

Me. It's a little too self pitying. You really think there's NOTHING else they can trim off there budget?

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Tuesday 26 March 2019 2:21

There is! The food. Can't you read?

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Tuesday 26 March 2019 13:07

Also, there are options in most cases. Go to a food bank, most cities have them. Talk to you dr/pharmacist about other cheaper options. Most people assume the worst, don't ask for said options, and go online to complain to strangers instead.

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Monday 25 March 2019 21:11

I would bet OP lives in the U.S.

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Wednesday 27 March 2019 4:14

That's a given. Even "Shithole" countries usually have free healthcare.

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Monday 25 March 2019 22:01

I’m sorry about that, nobody should have to pick between their medication and eating food. Hope it gets better.

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Tuesday 26 March 2019 1:05

This may or may not help but Start a YT channel put ya PayPal or cash app in the description hope everything works out

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Tuesday 26 March 2019 12:17

OP doesn't even have money to buy food because of her medicine. What makes you think she can afford broadband Internet?

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Tuesday 26 March 2019 1:41

Really? What kind of smart phone are you typing this on?

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Wednesday 27 March 2019 4:15

A library computer, perhaps? And you can't eat a phone last I checked.

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Tuesday 26 March 2019 1:55

Get the meds! Gloria Vanderbilt said “You can’t be too rich or too thin.” Obviously, the rich thing ain’t happening, so you can go for skinny.

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Wednesday 27 March 2019 4:13

You live in America, right? Even most 3rd world countries this isn't an issue.

Nearly

Today, it has been 7 years of me submitting FML’s. I don’t know what worse, that I’ve submitted so many of that none have never been featured. FML

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Today, I spent my 25th birthday crying alone in my room with my baby, because no else seemed to care it was my birthday. My partner and I had a fight the night before and we haven’t spoken or seen each other since. FML

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Spicy

Spicy

Today, I found out I’m going to be a father, twice over, with two different women. Sisters, in fact. Only one of those sisters is my wife. Should I flee abroad, or walk calmly towards the firing squad straight away? FML

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Today, my boyfriend finally told me after over two years together that the reason we only have sex once a month is because my stomach is, “off-putting”. FML

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