Today, I have to go on a diet, because I can't afford to buy bigger clothes. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
XXL
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML
Thinning
Today, I've lost so much weight from depression that I don't fit into women's clothing anymore. There's nothing like trying to find dress pants in the kids section. FML
Today, I realized that I haven’t lost weight. All my clothes have just stretched to fit. FML
XXXL
Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, I told my husband I want to lose the baby weight I put on with my recent pregnancy, and once I succeed I will go on a clothes shopping spree. To this he remarked, "So either way I'm spending money; either on food or on clothes." FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
Today, I had to decide between buying medicine and buying food. FML
Top comments
xbrit551 13
If you end up losing weight, are you gonna make yourself fat because you can't afford clothes too?:p
brewmasterg 34
Hit two birds with one stone, buy less food and buy yourself some clothes.
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Comments (195)
egoldst22 5
Diabetes test strips should be what you're worried about.
neonberries 15
You'll save money too. It's a winning solution whichever way you look at it :D
Tdevonner 0
you kno, if u REALLY wanna save money u should do what Im doing: monday thru friday I do not eat anything at all, nothing but water, herbal tea, and a daily multivitamin. On the weekends I eat light n vegan. This way u dont have to spend money on food almost at all AND u dont buy clothes!
lawrahhh 1
That and putting on weight is bad for your health...
Epichearts 2
Idk how anyone can press "You deserved it" it really isnt their fault whats so ever
Jasonf6 0
So you are okay with being a fatass?
cjwalsh86 0
The clothes at xxxxl men do get very expensive...
Demonsloth7 8
Oh boohoo
SilverDazzle 5
I'm right there with you.
jonisprettycool 5
Yet you can afford a computer/cell phone to make this on...?