By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

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Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 108
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And next time he wants it.. don't give it him. tell him you're bored half way in. etc. fire with fire baby.

... and that's why the sex is so rare!

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And next time he wants it.. don't give it him. tell him you're bored half way in. etc. fire with fire baby.

Revenge doesn't quite help the bad sex.

Or they could communicate and make sex better and more fun, but who likes happy marriages, right?

uniformed 13

Love how the only rational comment in this thread comes from a guy haha. communication people.

It's because women are naturally spiteful

#16, every Homo Sapiens Sapiens, or person, carries bit of Neanderthal DNA/genes, men and women. Also, what is she trying to get through his skull? Don't be bored from the usual sex?

#1 & #16: That's awful advice.

if my husband said anything like this id seriously reconsider the relationship. what an awful way to put it. bet her confidence is shattered!

Fire with fire never works out (I have the divorce to prove it)!

... and that's why the sex is so rare!

Chaith 16

Of the good kind, at least!

qdawg06 23

Video games are pretty fun though...

In that case Op should buy her own "joystick".

Steve95401 49

I'd rather get laid than play a video game.

I'd rather get laid while playing a video game...

#65. :-D. Good call.

Sex isn't really all that important. It was rude as fuck to get up and leave, but he should communicate better. Maybe I'm weird but I'd rather bond with my woman in other ways over having sex most of the time.

Time to hit the reset button on that marriage or start a new game.

Or download some mods to make it interesting again ;)

#37, you won the internet, for today.

The irony that he went to play Leisuresuit Larry.

That's selfish and insensitive of him... The least he could have done was finish one before journeying on to the other... Smh

I've never heard of a guy saying sex was boring. I thought the saying was all sex is good sex? Maybe he wasn't feeling an emotional connection?

Astrum14 24

Someone who thinks all sex is good sex has never had awful sex.

Just because he's a guy doesn't mean he has to like sex, especially boring sex. OP needs to TALK to her husband and find ways to make it interesting for both of them.

Maybe he's too hooked into his gaming devices.

The way I read this FML, the OP and her husband have very different ideas of what good sex is. The one time she loves it, he's bored; that's mismatched expectations for sure.

Sex is like pizza. Even bad pizza is still pizza.

8313girl 28

Do guys even have bad sex? I thought once you got it in, you go Man this is awesome!

Theres got to be a depper problem within your marriage. Seek some counseling

must be too "depp" for "counseling"

Clearly deep was a typo, but I spelled counseling correctly...

MidnightMusic53 37

What a shame that you didn't actually mean "depper," because who doesn't like Johnny Depp helping solve problems? ;)

Hahahahaha, that's a good one!

Priority check, maybe?