Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
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Xathanos
| 16
Slash the wheels, lets see who laughs now.
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xbrit551
| 13
Bitch slap her!
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xbrit551
| 13
Bitch slap her!
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tw1st3r
| 2
#20- Should I give you an hand to show you how it feels?
OP hope your hand gets better!
OP hope your hand gets better!
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Keyman1212
| 14
Fuck, this is from the United States. $20 says the bitch was morbidly obese and had a handicap parking pass from it. My mother with stage four cancer has to park out in the boonies and shuffle her way to the entrance, but Patty, who just got 100 chicken nuggets from Micky D's, can park her car up front and waddle her lard ass up to a motorized scooter. We reward and encourage fat fucks in this county. So sad, so sad...
Edit: keep in mind I'm from the South, where most of the fatty's reside. And yes, Texas does consider Obesity to be a Handicap worthy thing.
Edit: keep in mind I'm from the South, where most of the fatty's reside. And yes, Texas does consider Obesity to be a Handicap worthy thing.
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GoW_Chick
| 14
So being fat is a handicap now?
What is happening to the world
What is happening to the world
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Keyman1212
| 14
According to the CDC, 64% of Handicapped drivers in Texas are defined as handicapped solely based upon being obese.
I don't want to live on this planet any more.
I don't want to live on this planet any more.
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causticgirl
| 6
Exactly!! When my mom was going through chemo - which was right next to the main hospital- there was always some fattie leaving their car in the cancer center parking because it was closer. I'd have to drop her off and park in BFE for every chemo session. Then we'd see the fattie getting in their car when we were leaving. Unbelievable!!
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dumboears
| 8
Maybe that person also had cancer.
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BeaterOfTheDrums
| 15
The doctors would remove the fat to get to the cancer. They're just lazy fucks. Dismantle the rascals!!!
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tjv3
| 10
What nationality was she??
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baconstrips
| 12
Nooooooo take it like a man and continue on with life
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Xathanos
| 16
Slash the wheels, lets see who laughs now.
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markrs
| 0
Revenge is never the answer...next thing you know there'll be a worker Vs. motorized vehicle showdown in the store parking lot!
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yahoowizard
| 16
Cue the "I've fallen and can't get up" commercial
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
*Enter "You need 'life-alert'" voice..
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girl112891
| 7
If only carts wheels were slashable.
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MatthewDmerrill
| 5
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha made me laugh so much.
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dav3800
| 7
Should've knocked her off and then run over her. Suffice to say, make it her day.
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xxkimmyt
| 9
Ouch, that mustve hurt.
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fuzz97
| 23
OMG NO WAI!!1
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Xathanos
| 16
Nope, it didn't because OP has hands made of steel.
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Michael_92
| 20
Nah most people love getting their hands crushed...of course it hurt!!!! Dumbass
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Torva_fml
| 16
Aren't those reserved for the fat people that are too lazy too walk through the store.
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Insomniasenemy
| 6
Way to point put out the obvious #3.
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AssassinsCRB
| 0
No shit sherlock
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Chase after her and throw the cans at her you were putting on the shelves. It'll teach her to be nicer and AT least say sorry. She sounds like one fat bitch to laugh at that.
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CalCommando
| 6
"Sorry ma'am, I slipped and... just kidding, your an asswipe."
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dumboears
| 8
The FML doesn't say she was fat.
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BeaterOfTheDrums
| 15
Only fat people and decrepid old farts ride power chairs.
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yearcity
| 0
fat should walk or starve
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OhMinty
| 5
Oh no shes fat
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stormer461
| 13
I just hope the cart isn't damaged from that unexpected speed bump.
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KittyJay
| 2
well she's in a wheelchair... can't be that hard to get back at her...
just as long as you don't mind losing your job.
just as long as you don't mind losing your job.
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Pentium_4
| 26
and possibly sued...gotta be so careful nowadays
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darkmis1
| 17
Actually she's in a motorized scooter. A lot of
Stores have those for their customers. For all we know, she could be one if those people who is just too fat and lazy to walk around on their own.
Stores have those for their customers. For all we know, she could be one if those people who is just too fat and lazy to walk around on their own.
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perdix
| 29
She probably thought it was funny that your were stalking a shelf. Typical perverts stalk nubile, young women.
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MikeDa1Da
| 14
I want to thumb down your comment, but I can't because you're Perdix.
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perdix
| 29
That's OK. Some people just don't like silly puns.
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desireev
| 17
^^^
This just made me Lol!
This just made me Lol!
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zephyrum
| 0
I don't get how it's funny o .O
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BeaterOfTheDrums
| 15
It's a play on the word stock. You know stock, and stalk sound slightly similar.
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lrgenesis
| 19
Hmm this isn't bad enough to be fyl or stupid enough to be ydi… I'm stuck here...
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Troll_spray
| 6
Don't think to hard now....
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
FYL because I know how customers act. I hated working at Taco Bell because of douchebags like that lady...
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Michael_92
| 20
You got this man....just think hard. Use your thinker cap.
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Dannyfacee
| 6
Wow, kinda rude. You shoulda stood up for yourself a little better and maybe the bitch wouldn't have laughed about it.
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braddah112233
| 1
FINALLY!!!! A REAL COMMENT!!!! Haha
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zephyrum
| 0
Then he woulda lost his job xD
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braddah112233
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Funny shit..... You gotta love old people!!!!
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Troll_spray
| 6
I actually hate old people. Always so damn slow!
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Troll_spray
| 6
Never met my mom. So no she didn't teach me that.