By jackass - 13/04/2009 10:46 - United States

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Today, I handed the keys to my Mustang to my mom so she could go car shopping. As she pulled away, I remembered the condom wrappers, sex toy packaging, and empty bottle of rum that was in the passenger's seat of my car. I'm twenty. FML
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skierguy 0

I don't really see what the importance of the "I'm twenty" part is. That would be embarrassing at any age, but by twenty I should think your mom would be OK with you having sex and drinking. If you were 16 that might be a different story.

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ambrz 0

Then I'm 20 is important because the drinking age in America is 21 lol

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gabyluvsraymond 0

i dont get what u being twenty has to do anything with it. l u swear like anyone every wait till there 21 to drink serious. u got kids starting to drink at 12? now or has it gone lower.

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Tick_fml 0

Plain and simple: YDI. Don't leave your guilty pleasures in your car my friend.

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beccalee95 0

ha ur reeeaaalll smart : )

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420hiadventurer 0

At least the last sentence wasn't "I'm 16."

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peace1234_fml 0

why the **** do you leave all that in your passenger seat??

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FoundManyLemons 0

Empty liquor bottle in the passenger seat? YDI.

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chronlogical 0

i'm canadian...i dont get it. do u have some rule that doesnt let u drink when ur 19? and religious ideologies that dont approve of sex before marriage? and a conservative attitude that frowns upon sexual exploration by means of toys? you MUST live in ahmairaca

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SingleandLonely 0

#4, the point of the "im twenty" comment is that drinking is not legal until you're twenty one. Now, of course people do it, but i highly doubt his mom would appreciate that. Also, an empty bottle of alcohol in a vehicle is illegal. and by the way, that suckkks major asss. :P

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nillawafer 0

That's what you get for not cleaning up your car. Anyway, it's better that your mom finds out this way rather than her stumbling upon you in an even more awkward encounter.

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