By jackass - 13/04/2009 10:46 - United States

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Today, I handed the keys to my Mustang to my mom so she could go car shopping. As she pulled away, I remembered the condom wrappers, sex toy packaging, and empty bottle of rum that was in the passenger's seat of my car. I'm twenty. FML
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skierguy 0

I don't really see what the importance of the "I'm twenty" part is. That would be embarrassing at any age, but by twenty I should think your mom would be OK with you having sex and drinking. If you were 16 that might be a different story.

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ambrz 0

Then I'm 20 is important because the drinking age in America is 21 lol

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shitwit2234 0

Ur 20 so wats the big deal?

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bobbyjoe353 10

So you were drunk wearing a condom while screwing a doll, impressive

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hondawonderboy 4

You totally deserve It for driving a mustang :p

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dixiefoxx 22

In the U.S the legal drinking age is 21

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JordanDempsey 20

Your 20 and have a mustang?!?

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Count_Coolness 26

Done similar moves before, keep that stuff in your trunk or at least under your seat! You're asking to get it seen in your passenger seat

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ThuNDeY 23

Am I the only one who immediately wondered what year of mustang?

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BigBuckHunter137 20

You must live a kick-ass life, my friend.

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Samba1234 13

It's funny how in America you can drive, get the death sentence (in som states), own a gun and get sent to war to kill other people when you're 18, but god FORBID you have a drink before you're 21 because then hell will break loose!

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amazed_71 14

Throw your trash away every time you get out of the car. Keep it clean and there would be no wrappings to be embarrassed about.

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