By Anonymous - 12/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I was at a party, when the cops busted us. Since I'm underage, I hid behind a chair for an hour and a half while they breathalyzed everyone and sat them in the same room I was in. The cops left, everyone realized I was behind the chair, and now my nickname is "Anne Frank". FML
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I'm sick and tired of holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I won't put up with them anymore.

Nice, I did Nazi that one coming!

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I'm sick and tired of holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I won't put up with them anymore.

Better than catching a charge..

Nice, I did Nazi that one coming!

That's a pretty ghetto nickname :) no? Okay...

ohhhh i see what u did there

Well OP can now call all of them Lindsay Lohan since they got in trouble with the cops

HAHA YOU SAID "COMING"!!!

Guys, making Jewish jokes is just low. Like the Jewish population during the Holocaust.

This thread is one of the funniest threads I've read for a while. Too bad it's gonna get moderated.

Guys, making these Jewish jokes is just low. Like the Jewish population during the Holocaust.

On the other hand, OP you got fuckin lucky. At least u didn't get caught, so I don't really see how this is much of a FML. I'd be braggin bout that shit.

I got moderated :(

42- I'm coming to believe that's an issue for you.

That's a pretty awesome anecdote for the rest of your life :3

I'm sure OP will ghettover it.

These jokes take me out of Mein Kampfort zone.

Thesejokes are Hitler-ious.

me too I hate them Anne Frankly I do nazi them funny people should make better jokes.

Guys, this can't go on any fuhrer...

so far I've seen nein jokes I camp believe people cannot concentrate on the issue these jokes r not hitlerious

Ok, that's enough Jew guys - they can only take so much

Guys, allow me to be Frank. The jokes really need to stop.

nein, sie zu stoppen darfst diese Witze sind lustig

Why are you complaining? I use it as bragging rights and laugh at everyone else for getting caught.

I feel proud, I understood that without a translator

Es ist Zeit für RACHE! Wir mussen die 9GAG ausrotten

Come on guys, this isn't Reich.

I liked two other threads. This would be my Third Reich.

Well, what did Jew expect?

You guys are all a bunch of Deutschebags.

The jokes were pretty funny right up until 84. Sigh

Dear Kitty, Oh wow, this thread is Long! I bet it'll last 1000 years, riech? But honestly, I'm sure that the op, with the right amount of concentration, camp fix things if they really want to. However I'm naht entirely sure why they would, it really hit ler nail on the head, wouldn't you agree? Yours, Anne

Oh 84, you Dummkopf >.< why would you make a joke like that? It's absolutely naziating

Bahaha man we are all going to hell.

Well we can tell hitler all our cool jokes when we do! Besides, hell has better company anyway (most of the time)

No thread will ever be as long as that damn weed debate.

203 - if you're referring to my comment: the third riech was supposed to last 1000 years

This guy is good.

204 - you're trying too hard to fit in... Its not gonna happen

If anyone can somehow add "gas chamber" in one of these jokes, you will be my new favorite person in the world.

How long did it take you to come up with that ridiculously overused "joke?"

EXACT SAME BIRTHDAY.

199- Thank you for making my night. I'm still laughing as I type this.

I'm just waiting for someone to correct another's grammar so I can call them a "grammar Nazi."

208 - did I ever express the assumption that I would? My name should give some indication I don't expect to, however I am proud of the number of references I managed to stuff in to one small comment, and therefore I will defend it to the death! (or until something more interesting to do comes along)

But Anne Frank I caught

Yes, but she was in hiding for about two years before she got caught ;-)

^ That wasn't supposed to be a winky face. Awkward.

You have no idea how flustered I am now. :o

It could have been worse!!!

Ann frank is funny

Dumbass... She not a comedian, she was a girl that was in the holocaust that was in hiding for almost two years before she was finally captured.

she then later dies of typhoid fever. bumm

Ann Frank isn't funny, the jokes ABOUT her are hitlerious. Am I right, or am I Reich?

Ann Frank isn't funny, the jokes ABOUT her are hitlerious. Am I right, or am I Reich?

*Anne Frank. Sorry but some Nazi had to say it.

Nice that's awesome but I'm sorry you are getting called Ann frank that's kinda messed up

its sad you can't spell a four letter word. Anne*

ydi for drinking underaged

Come on! He's young and having fun. As long as he wasn't shit-faced and severely damaging his liver.

5- your 19. Your telling me you never went to house parties with friends. Or tailgates or BBQs. Chill your self.

u lil Harry potter nerd go away before I have to invoke my 2nd amendment right

How about using your Fifth Amendment right to keep your damned mouth shut, tough guy?

38 - Hey farm boy how about you take a cactus to the ass? No one attacks a Harry Potter fan and gets away with it! P.s Love you Sirin.

"hes" a girl...................just putting that out there

38- you must be new to the Internet. I'll let that one slide. 46 and sirin Ftw

Sure, it's okay to break the law by drinking a toxic substance under the incorrect notion that you need it to have fun. It's not like there are studies that say underage drinkers are more likely to abuse alcohol when they're older. I don't mind if you want to drink underaged, but don't act put down because people tell you you shouldn't do it, and don't get upset when the law comes down on you.

Watch out, we got a badass over here

Sirin I wish I could thumb up your comment. He really needs to use his "right to shut the fuck up."

#38- He can't put up a fight which is why he tries to brush off any negative comments about him. Very funny.

16- he is a she... Thats a female sign not a male sign xD

16- on the weed FML you say "YDI because it's illegal." Now here you are in support of under age drinking. Seems like you're talking out of both sides of your mouth. You're a joke.

101 - Interesting. I don't recall ever saying those exact words. Also I have not said I "support" underage drinking. For the weed dilemma, that was a matter of opinion, I don't want to smoke weed, but I wouldn't mind drinking with friends being underage. Ok?

So the American consitution is now the internet's as well... Does this mean I can get a gun?

Well Skooma, I do believe that 101 has a valid point. I believe he was paraphrasing but he should have made that clearer I suppose. "Also I have not said I 'support' underage drinking." "but I wouldn't mind drinking with friends being underage. Ok?" That's a bit hypocritical in a sense, you could spin it and say that you didn't tell them to drink underage but you did not stop them as well. But alas I'd rather not have another flame war start and have the FML enhancer crash due to a large amount of comments.

hypocrite. your profile says you hate cops and don't like people starting shit. ONE: if you hate cops you must have a reason. like, oh I don't know, illegal activities you'd rather enjoy uninterrupted by them? such as drinking! TWO: you say you don't want to argue and yet you blatantly comment "blah blah shut up harry potter sucks blah blah second amendment blah blab." which is actually starting a pointless argument, which you will lose, because you are... a loser. Sirin, excellent use of constitutional comeback. I was looking forward to his retort. I'm currently arming the bears and sending them to his location to prove irony.

Just because OP mentioned being underage and everyone getting breathalyzed doesn't mean they were drinking. They could have just been afraid of getting in trouble for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

38- you are the reason why people want our guns and rights taken away. You obviously don't own a fire arm because a responsible and educated gun owner wouldn't dare say that shit.

139- While I see where you are coming from, and agree with you to a certain degree, I have to disagree with you on one point: "Just because OP mentioned being underage....doesn't mean they were drinking." Although I can see your point, I don't think OP would put it in the FML if it wasn't relevant. And why would he hide? Because he'd get arrested? If he wasnt drinking, then they're not going to arrest him for "accessory to the use of alcohol", because it doesn't make any sense. They'd probably let him off the hook. This is what leads me to believe that he was, in fact, drinking.

139- While I see where you are coming from, and agree with you to a certain degree, I have to disagree with you on one point: "Just because OP mentioned being underage....doesn't mean they were drinking." Although I can see your point, I don't think OP would put it in the FML if it wasn't relevant. And why would he hide? Because he'd get arrested? If he wasnt drinking, then they're not going to arrest him for "accessory to the use of alcohol", because it doesn't make any sense. They'd probably let him off the hook. This is what leads me to believe that he was, in fact, drinking.

Actually 159, OP could get in trouble for being at the party underage if there was drinking. The owner of the house could also get into serious trouble. That's even if OP was not drinking.

Ugh, I fucking knew there was going to be hypocrisy and the weed FML would be brought up. Skooma, what the fuck? After that intensely heated argument, you show support for a far more damaging substance, and in an illegal situation. I don't even..(loud noises) And by the way...isn't Skooma an illegal and addictive substance in the Elder Scrolls universe?

22 - what do going to those things have to do with getting drunk? Sure alcohol is located at them but you don't need to drink it. I agree. I'm sure #5 has had a drink before (many of us have when we were underage) but you need to come up with a more valid argument.

Ooh, you didn't get arrested for underaged drinking! FYL...

You can get breathylsed? On private property? :-/ just because you drank underage. Overkill!! In Australia you have to be 18 to drink in public, but in a private location, they can't enforce it. And can't breathylse people unless they're driving

OP, I get the joke. Oh, the irony of it all. I hope you aren't jewish ( to take offense from it)

Hahaha that's great. It's a good thing you hid. Quick thinking on your part. Anne Frank however didn't end up as well as you did.

Wasnt that Hellen Keller?

Nono, Helen Keller wouldn't have heard or seen the cops coming, she was not very Ninja.

Shush girl, shut your lips...

That is awesome! You win! Like a boss!

hey, at least you didnt get caught!

I did Nazi that one coming.

Someone beat you to that one. Check the replies to the first comment.

Check the second reply to #1 -_-

yeah it was split seconds before mine, my bad!

They were posted at the same time, cut her some slack. Edit: Nevermind, she beat me to it. How ironic!

great minds think alike... but sometimes, foolish minds just get lucky ;)