Miscellaneous: Today, as I often do, I had sex in my old car. I'm 25, my boyfriend... - FML

By niii - 26/11/2008 04:26 - France

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Today, as I often do, I had sex in my old car. I'm 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we're still living with our parents. FML

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By NoctisMax - 25/12/2016 06:47 - United States - Humble

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Today, I was caught doing it with my boyfriend in a car because we wanted to have privacy from my family. I'm a grown adult with my own home. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 05:19 - United States - Murfreesboro

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Today, at the age of 29, I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago, my fiancé and I lost our home, and are now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got dropped off at home, before 10, after having sex in a hay field. FML

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By K.. - 28/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML

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By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

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Oh hey how are you?

By Shelly - 13/06/2011 02:50 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 16:50 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML

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By ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

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Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

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By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

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By Emily - 21/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Spicy

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

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Bad sign

By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 20:00 - United States - Enid

Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.

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Top comments

PaperxHearts_xox 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:07

"our parents'"? uhm. rephrase your sentence...or be prepared for a funky looking child.

Tri_fml 5

Monday 23 February 2009 17:19

Got all excited at mocking your incest, but everyone beat me to it :(

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Tri_fml 5

Monday 23 February 2009 17:19

Got all excited at mocking your incest, but everyone beat me to it :(

dubiedue 8

Thursday 1 August 2013 9:37

I feel your sadness ): I got excited about mocking the sheer stupidity of this persons grammar too

Scotth901 22

Friday 18 March 2016 23:58

That's why they still live with their parents.

spazzmckiwi 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:09

what threw me off what the singular 'house'. Same parents or some kind of multi-family commune living under the same roof?

PaperxHearts_xox 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:07

"our parents'"? uhm. rephrase your sentence...or be prepared for a funky looking child.

snode001 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 18:53

he lives with his. you live with yours. thus no decent place to get it on. i'm in the same spot. it sucks big time.

braddles90 3

Monday 1 November 2010 15:36

what sucks? ;)

b4sk3tb4ll 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 0:32

Get a job get an apartment I hope #6 was right. Fyl

Jari 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 4:59

What. Do you want to rephrase that? Because I sure want you to rephrase that.

spectre1992 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 15:59

Wow, and I thought I was the only one that did his sister. lol

Halo3FanTylerMan 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 22:39

first of all, Shag??? are you austin Powers??? second of all... you are either brother and sister, or the guy and girl from the freecreditreport.com commercial (I married my dream girl, and now were living in the basement at her mom and dads) okay, not the exact lyrics, but close enough

lizamaphone 6

Saturday 20 March 2010 7:51

shag is european slang....

KAND88 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 15:09

its more sad that they are that old and still live with parents. time to grow up and enter the real world, guys. get a job and an apartment.

MadeOfAwesome 1

Saturday 12 September 2009 19:16

Shag? Yeah baby yeahh!! *Austin Powers voice"

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Today, while moving into my new place, I saw my new, elderly neighbor sitting on her porch. I cheerfully greeted her with, "Hello, how are you?" She simply rocked slowly in her chair and replied, "Just waiting to die." She was the most cheerful person I met all day. FML

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Today, while working at a nursing home, I was alone in the station and figured I could sneak one out. It wound up being very loud, and I could hear the faint snickering of a patient in the next room. Every time he saw me for the rest of the day he would burst out laughing. FML

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Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML

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Today, I had a job interview for the perfect job. My phone rang in my pocket. I’d forgotten to silence it. The worst part? The ringtone was a guy saying “Pussy!” on a continuous loop. The interviewer chewed me out for being “unprofessional” and kicked me out. I have no idea who set that ringtone. FML

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Today, my boyfriend is mad at his landlady because she hasn’t followed through yet on the new front door she promised a month ago. He, on the other hand, has neither cleaned the toilet, nor washed any dishes since he moved in. Which was… a month ago. FML

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