Miscellaneous: Today, as I often do, I had sex in my old car. I'm 25, my boyfriend... - FML

By niii - 26/11/2008 04:26 - France

Spicy

Today, as I often do, I had sex in my old car. I'm 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we're still living with our parents. FML

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You deserved it 14 052

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Right to privacy

By NoctisMax - 25/12/2016 06:47 - United States - Humble

Spicy

Today, I was caught doing it with my boyfriend in a car because we wanted to have privacy from my family. I'm a grown adult with my own home. FML

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You deserved it 2 422

Regressive

By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 05:19 - United States - Murfreesboro

Spicy

Today, at the age of 29, I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago, my fiancé and I lost our home, and are now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got dropped off at home, before 10, after having sex in a hay field. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 099

You deserved it 5 064

Put your foot down

By K.. - 28/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 382

You deserved it 179

Pull up

By ohdeargodthatswrong - 09/01/2010 13:25 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 480

You deserved it 6 198

Oh hey how are you?

By Shelly - 13/06/2011 02:50 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 081

You deserved it 46 230

By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 16:50 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my boyfriend threw a fit because I "still" live with my mother at age 30. I bought her an apartment in my building and hired a live-in nurse because she is senile and permanently bedridden. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 343

You deserved it 2 548

By ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 248

You deserved it 3 661

By smurfisurfer1 - 12/12/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into trouble with his mother for me still being at their house at 1:00 am. I'm 24, he's 22 and we really were studying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 876

You deserved it 4 935

By Emily - 21/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Spicy

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 730

You deserved it 42 663

Bad sign

By Anonymous - 03/11/2022 20:00 - United States - Enid

Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.

I agree, your life sucks 858

You deserved it 129

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Top comments

PaperxHearts_xox 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:07

"our parents'"? uhm. rephrase your sentence...or be prepared for a funky looking child.

Tri_fml 5

Monday 23 February 2009 17:19

Got all excited at mocking your incest, but everyone beat me to it :(

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Tri_fml 5

Monday 23 February 2009 17:19

Got all excited at mocking your incest, but everyone beat me to it :(

dubiedue 8

Thursday 1 August 2013 9:37

I feel your sadness ): I got excited about mocking the sheer stupidity of this persons grammar too

Scotth901 22

Friday 18 March 2016 23:58

That's why they still live with their parents.

spazzmckiwi 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:09

what threw me off what the singular 'house'. Same parents or some kind of multi-family commune living under the same roof?

PaperxHearts_xox 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:07

"our parents'"? uhm. rephrase your sentence...or be prepared for a funky looking child.

snode001 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 18:53

he lives with his. you live with yours. thus no decent place to get it on. i'm in the same spot. it sucks big time.

braddles90 3

Monday 1 November 2010 15:36

what sucks? ;)

b4sk3tb4ll 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 0:32

Get a job get an apartment I hope #6 was right. Fyl

Jari 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 4:59

What. Do you want to rephrase that? Because I sure want you to rephrase that.

spectre1992 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 15:59

Wow, and I thought I was the only one that did his sister. lol

Halo3FanTylerMan 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 22:39

first of all, Shag??? are you austin Powers??? second of all... you are either brother and sister, or the guy and girl from the freecreditreport.com commercial (I married my dream girl, and now were living in the basement at her mom and dads) okay, not the exact lyrics, but close enough

lizamaphone 6

Saturday 20 March 2010 7:51

shag is european slang....

KAND88 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 15:09

its more sad that they are that old and still live with parents. time to grow up and enter the real world, guys. get a job and an apartment.

MadeOfAwesome 1

Saturday 12 September 2009 19:16

Shag? Yeah baby yeahh!! *Austin Powers voice"

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Today, my mom kicked me out of the house because I missed my curfew and overslept at my boyfriend’s house. She said she’d let me back in on one condition: that I was still a virgin. My boyfriend’s parents won’t let me live with him. I’m currently staying in the Walmart restroom. FML

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Today, I was at the gym on the elliptical. Feeling proud of myself for finishing a very intense workout, I looked to my left to see that the maintenance guy fixing the machine next to me had burned more calories testing the machine than I did during my entire workout. FML

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Today, ex-fiancee attempted to off herself because I dumped her for someone else. I’m getting blamed for it. They don’t understand that it wasn’t fair to her for me to string her along when I had feelings for someone else. She did this out her own free will. Yet, I’m the “bad guy.” FML

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You deserved it 725

Today, I was awoken by the sound of my dorm roommate having sex three feet from me. He was sober, knew I was there, and has a deployed military girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 236

Today, I thought a pipe was going to burst in my shower because it was making such a loud rumbling so I called my boyfriend freaking out telling him I didnt know what to do. After taking a second to look a little harder, I realized it was my vibrating razor against the shower wall. FML

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Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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Today, trying to look cool, I threw my coke bottle in the air, and tried to catch it with one hand. I missed and it fell to the floor. Luckily, it wasn't open, but in my unimaginable stupidity, I opened it less than five seconds later. FML

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Today, I received a $20 gift card to Tim Horton's as a prize, and decided to use it. At the register, I was told that I'd essentially won an empty gift card. FML

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