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By niii - 26/11/2008 04:26 - France

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Today, as I often do, I had sex in my old car. I'm 25, my boyfriend is 28 and we're still living with our parents. FML

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By NoctisMax - 25/12/2016 06:47 - United States - Humble

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Today, I was caught doing it with my boyfriend in a car because we wanted to have privacy from my family. I'm a grown adult with my own home. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 05:19 - United States - Murfreesboro

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Today, at the age of 29, I now have a relationship on par with a teenager's. Several weeks ago, my fiancé and I lost our home, and are now back living with our respective families. We now have no privacy. I actually just got dropped off at home, before 10, after having sex in a hay field. FML

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By Shelly - 13/06/2011 02:50 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

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Courtesy visit

By hottytodday - 12/12/2019 05:00 - United States - Oxford

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend on our couch. Meanwhile, my parents came to visit us without telling me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 07:18 - United States

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Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML

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By JayFri - 06/06/2011 17:20 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML

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Quiet please

By mute - 16/04/2016 00:56 - New Zealand - Auckland

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Today, my boyfriend finally moved out from his parents' house to his friend's flat. Excited that I wouldn't have to be so silent when we had sex anymore, I went over to spend the night. His bedroom is right next to his friend's 4-year-old daughter's room. FML

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By Username - 14/07/2019 20:00

Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML

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By doodlecrzyMeg - 04/02/2016 18:56 - United States - Mattoon

Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML

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By WellOops - 18/07/2018 05:00

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Today, my boyfriend crashed his car while I was giving him road head. FML

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PaperxHearts_xox 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:07

"our parents'"? uhm. rephrase your sentence...or be prepared for a funky looking child.

Tri_fml 5

Monday 23 February 2009 17:19

Got all excited at mocking your incest, but everyone beat me to it :(

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Tri_fml 5

Monday 23 February 2009 17:19

Got all excited at mocking your incest, but everyone beat me to it :(

dubiedue 8

Thursday 1 August 2013 9:37

I feel your sadness ): I got excited about mocking the sheer stupidity of this persons grammar too

Scotth901 22

Friday 18 March 2016 23:58

That's why they still live with their parents.

spazzmckiwi 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 23:09

what threw me off what the singular 'house'. Same parents or some kind of multi-family commune living under the same roof?

PaperxHearts_xox 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:07

"our parents'"? uhm. rephrase your sentence...or be prepared for a funky looking child.

snode001 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 18:53

he lives with his. you live with yours. thus no decent place to get it on. i'm in the same spot. it sucks big time.

braddles90 3

Monday 1 November 2010 15:36

what sucks? ;)

b4sk3tb4ll 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 0:32

Get a job get an apartment I hope #6 was right. Fyl

Jari 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 4:59

What. Do you want to rephrase that? Because I sure want you to rephrase that.

spectre1992 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 15:59

Wow, and I thought I was the only one that did his sister. lol

Halo3FanTylerMan 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 22:39

first of all, Shag??? are you austin Powers??? second of all... you are either brother and sister, or the guy and girl from the freecreditreport.com commercial (I married my dream girl, and now were living in the basement at her mom and dads) okay, not the exact lyrics, but close enough

lizamaphone 6

Saturday 20 March 2010 7:51

shag is european slang....

KAND88 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 15:09

its more sad that they are that old and still live with parents. time to grow up and enter the real world, guys. get a job and an apartment.

MadeOfAwesome 1

Saturday 12 September 2009 19:16

Shag? Yeah baby yeahh!! *Austin Powers voice"

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