Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms...

By ummWhat? - 23/12/2018 02:00

Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML

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silentbabydeer 10

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Sunday 23 December 2018 2:13

At least they are considerate enough not to procreate.

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Saturday 15 December 2018 23:07

When you're desperate to not have kids, but like to smoke after sexy times.

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Saturday 15 December 2018 23:07

When you're desperate to not have kids, but like to smoke after sexy times.

silentbabydeer 10

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Sunday 23 December 2018 2:13

At least they are considerate enough not to procreate.

manb91uk 22

Sunday 23 December 2018 2:33

Cold-hearted wankers...

Allie614032 34

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Sunday 23 December 2018 3:55

The necessities ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Charlie Given 25

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Sunday 23 December 2018 6:25

think of people you would know that would know you had that in your glove box that's your thief 🤔

Yudith 21

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Sunday 23 December 2018 16:19

You know how it is; you finally found a willing girl, you head to her place and you find out that you forgot to buy condoms. She doesn't have any either. All stores in the area are closed. Of course you'll do the logical thing; breaking and entering into cars next to your area and checking each and every glovebox until you hit jackpot.

Zachary David Philip 12

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Sunday 23 December 2018 8:23

Dirty Mike and the boyz strike again.

disturbedgd 26

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Sunday 23 December 2018 14:10

.... Did you want them to take more?

Xeebar 28

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Sunday 23 December 2018 20:12

Doesn't really seem like too big a loss or an FML IMO...

EmDizzle2007 28

Sunday 23 December 2018 21:20

at that point the shits personal, ya know?? you broke in and saw I had NOTHING and said "fuck it" and took whatever you could find. I hope the condoms break and the lighter explode in his/her face.