By ummWhat? - 23/12/2018 02:00

Today my car was broken into. The only thing taken were condoms and lighters I had in the glove box. FML
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silentbabydeer 10

At least they are considerate enough not to procreate.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

When you're desperate to not have kids, but like to smoke after sexy times.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

When you're desperate to not have kids, but like to smoke after sexy times.

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silentbabydeer 10

At least they are considerate enough not to procreate.

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manb91uk 22

Cold-hearted wankers...

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Charlie Given 26

think of people you would know that would know you had that in your glove box that's your thief 🤔

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Yudith 24

You know how it is; you finally found a willing girl, you head to her place and you find out that you forgot to buy condoms. She doesn't have any either. All stores in the area are closed. Of course you'll do the logical thing; breaking and entering into cars next to your area and checking each and every glovebox until you hit jackpot.

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Xeebar 28

Doesn't really seem like too big a loss or an FML IMO...

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EmDizzle2007 28

at that point the ***** personal, ya know?? you broke in and saw I had NOTHING and said "**** it" and took whatever you could find. I hope the condoms break and the lighter explode in his/her face.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sounds like someone is going to have a hot night!

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