By swtkiss1 - 18/02/2009 22:26 - United States

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Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
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greenfairy_fml 0

you're lucky! If my mom found condoms in my room she would flip the hell out.

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Bauer_fml 0
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Wait, so you are upset that your mother cleaned your room, found your toys, and didn't say anything about it? Am I missing something here?

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greenfairy_fml 0

you're lucky! If my mom found condoms in my room she would flip the hell out.

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missababgaga 19

If my parents flipped out for finding condoms in my room, I would point out that I'm at least being safe about it. I mean really, which would they prefer!?

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Seegtease 0
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That was nice of her.

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Amkii 0
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Yeah, I agree! It was very nice of her to clean your room AND organize your sex stuff! lol! =D

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poezpoee 0
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yo dis girl a freak! I wonder if she's hot, ooooh the things I would do

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GardeningHoes 0
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Thanks to you, everyone who read that, is now much, much dumber, may god have mercy on your soul.

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mk58 31
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Looks like 100 is a little on the horny side...

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MariahMurderr 7
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No it's may Neptune have mercy on your soul...

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bigbirdxdlol 0
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you don't know that she could be sixteen and using that stuff... I do........

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jujubanzen 2
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That's surprisingly not true. Many kids start sexually experimenting at around 14-16, and I would not be surprised if this were the case.

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Bauer_fml 0
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Wait, so you are upset that your mother cleaned your room, found your toys, and didn't say anything about it? Am I missing something here?

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BMF_Dallas 0
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No she's upset cuz she took the bondage kit

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exceptyourheart 0
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what happened to the bondage kit, then?

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Petrov1989 0
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I never get my room cleaned for me.

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camthezero 0
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My mom would do that. I know she would. At least she organized them for you, right?

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poezpoee 0
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when my mom cleans my room it's usually because she's looking for my Mota

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Iwetmyself 0
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Cute mother.

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SelfawareAimBot 0
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you have a pretty cool mother, its embarrassing but it could have been worse.

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