By jackass - 13/04/2009 10:46 - United States

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Today, I handed the keys to my Mustang to my mom so she could go car shopping. As she pulled away, I remembered the condom wrappers, sex toy packaging, and empty bottle of rum that was in the passenger's seat of my car. I'm twenty. FML
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skierguy 0

I don't really see what the importance of the "I'm twenty" part is. That would be embarrassing at any age, but by twenty I should think your mom would be OK with you having sex and drinking. If you were 16 that might be a different story.

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ambrz 0

Then I'm 20 is important because the drinking age in America is 21 lol

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kihachi 0

20 is jealous of your car. also, you either are a kick ass girlfriend, or have one, so either way life isn't so bad. Good luck explaining the situation!

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Milord_fml 16

how can you afford a mustand being only 20yo ?

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alskdj102938 0

my friend is 17 and has had her Mustang since she was 16.

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adorableash 0

My friend has had three mustangs since he first got his permit at 15 and a half.

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blowupragdoll 0

i dont understand how your car being a mustang is relevant...

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blapimp182 0

Why would you leave a sex toy packaging in your car?! Just throw it away... I guess same with the rest of the garbage filling up your car.

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

11, why would you assume that? Aren't there only like five countries in the entire world that have 21 as their legal drinking age? ;)

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coolcat624 0

drinking age should be lowered. but you must be a dipshit if you drink a whole bottle of rum & have fun sex but leave it all in the passenget seat.

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badadada_fml 0

#17- "How are the cops supposed to know you haven't been drinking it while driving" It's called a breathalizer.

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