Today, I received a tip in Monopoly money. FML - FML

By boardwalk the fuck out of my resturaunt - 17/06/2019 00:01 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I received a tip in Monopoly money. FML

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By KayDayParade - 28/08/2011 00:38 - United States

Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML

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By Topher - 25/08/2011 10:16 - United States

Today, I got tipped more than I have in my bank account. It was $5. FML

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Epic prank bro

By Rachel - 20/07/2012 05:13 - United States

Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML

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By dammit33 - 28/05/2012 13:55 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML

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Wealth

By Anonymous - 06/09/2021 13:59

Today, after about 8 hours of working and making huge orders, I received my share of tips. It was only a quarter. One single quarter. FML

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By monkey2069 - 13/05/2014 13:58 - United States - Elgin

Today, a lady handed me a $10 tip on a $45 bill. I was happy with it, since it was more than 20%, until she came back in and said, "I'm sorry I gave you the wrong amount." I handed it back to her and then she gave me a dollar. FML

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Sounds illegal

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 00:01

Today, I got a lot of tips at work, but little did I know our boss takes it out of our paychecks. FML

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By Money-money-money - 14/12/2012 02:25 - France

Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2012 01:57 - United States - Rancho Santa Margarita

Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML

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By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

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manb91gb 15

Monday 17 June 2019 0:28

Don't worry! Keep it safe and one day you might be able to afford a hotel

EmDizzle2007 28

Monday 17 June 2019 1:08

that name.

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manb91gb 15

Monday 17 June 2019 0:28

Don't worry! Keep it safe and one day you might be able to afford a hotel

EmDizzle2007 28

Monday 17 June 2019 1:08

that name.

MidnaLink 33

Monday 17 June 2019 5:47

Right!

JasonThorn 19

Monday 17 June 2019 1:16

"...Is this a GAME to you??"

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 17 June 2019 2:09

I was going to make a joke about Canadian money, but then I saw you're from the Netherlands, which means you were tipped in Euros. I'm sorry that customer didn't take you seriously.

sohigh10 34

Monday 17 June 2019 9:45

Tipping isn't customary in the Netherlands, despite what you Amsterdammers might think. Just because you get lucky from some tourists not knowing the custom doesn't mean you're suddenly entitled to tips.

riley873 21

Monday 17 June 2019 19:53

...did you hear that? it was the sound of the point flying over your head smdh

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